May 20, 2008
The pro *always* gets the shot, even when the shot is of a javelin through his leg.
oh hell the URL's gone already- try this one, instead. Sorry bout that.
Trac, could you please fix if you have a mo'? kthxbye
crucifixion's a doddle.
Man, would a blunt point be too much to ask on these things? Or would that screw up the aerodynamics?
A javelin with a blunt point would just be a big stick, dude.
maybe a ball would be even safer.
javelins should be banned. every year there are hundreds of unnecessary injuries.
Javelin bands - now there's an idea...
Maybe they should just throw these.
I regreat that on foot I shall not be travelin'
Until from my leg they remove the damn javelin.
Now my hold on my calmness is quickly unravellin'
Cause my kneecap is split by this bothersome javelin.
I haven't the skill of Olivia de Havilland
I say, "Forsooth! Yowch! I've been struck by a javelin!"
Like a Judge whose dread judgment has come down hard gavellin',
Seems God has decreed I get pierced by a javelin.
Tis a wound it's unlikely reprieve any salve'll win,
Good lord, would somebody please see to this javelin?
On my anguish pipe someone has given the valve a spin,
and forth gushed this terrible, surprising-sharp javelin.
When I look down AH CHRIST WAGGAHBAHHAGA-BLAAAAARGH....!
"One of the first things that came to my mind was, 'Good thing we brought a second javelin,'" Miles' coach, Richard Vance, said Monday
WTF?
Well, the photographer still has a leg to stand on, innit?
Surely, those into extreme body piercing are drooling over this...
Dude! Check out my javelin piercing!
/joke about tripod
... but then I fell off the perch.
Wait, I thought it was a Mauser rifle.
Yet again, TUM FTW.
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