May 06, 2008
It's pudding. Shaped like breasts. Only in Japan would you be able to buy milk-flavored pudding in the shape of a jiggly breast, topped with a cherry or vanilla "nipple". Oh, and did I mention the packaging is designed to look like a topless woman?
Sounds right up Bill Cosby's alley.
only in Japan? you'd think there would be an export market
I've always been more of a mousse man, myself.
Oh, and did I mention the packaging is designed to look like a topless
womantwelve year old girl?
Do they come with packets of paizuri "sauce", or do you have to provide your own?
Mammalian cream of wheat,
Porridge in a sports bra,
Crème brûlée cast like a teat,
Tapioca ta-tas!
Hail, Poetry!
♫ Puddin' tit be nice...
HEY YOU GOT YER PRE-TEEN SEX FETISH IN ME PUDDIN'
More shapely desserts:
Salzburger Nockerln
Nipples of Venus
What's a creamy kid's dessert without a nice splash of sexual
innuendo? Personally, I like the german Negerkuss ("kiss of a
black man"). Traditional, but most often found sold as the
Super Dickmann. Which adds to the fun.
Reminds me of Saint Agatha.
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