April 07, 2008
I'm off to see the whizz-bang ..
the wonderful whizz-bang of ..
It's exciting. Well, maybe! That H. Bo' thingie fascinates me.
I hope they find Higgs' bosom.
Or at least the whistle.
And they will also be activating The Grid to manage the data from the Hadron Collider. Interesting times ahead, no doubt.
You just know they wanted to call it The Matrix until that movie came out and forced a re-name.
The Grid sounds like it's full of win. Or enslavement to the machines. Could go either way.
Won't matter when we're all sucked into the black hole, though. I figure I'll use my time peeing on stuff that I've always wanted to pee on, like the neighbors.
As you get sucked in?
As we all get sucked in.
*plans to keep raincoat handy in october*
Okay, no way the "God Particle" could have a name like "Higgs Boson". Wasn't that the name of John Hillerman's character on "Magnum P.I."?
And you should put a NSFW sign on this post: Using the Large Hardon Collider to find the Higgs Bosom? AND WE'LL ALL GET SUCKED IN?!?
Old Spice means quality, said the Captain to Higgs Boson...
>>the Large Hardon Collider
OUCH. Sonuva...
"There is nothing to worry about -- the quantity of dark matter would be minute," said Sophie Tesauri, CERN's press officer.
That's right, no need to worry about the minute amount of satanic, world-destroying, soul-destroying, radioactive-monster-creating, EVIL DARK MATTER released upon the world.
OMFG RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!
« Older Shit out of luck | Geek Graffiti Newer »
To post comments to a thread you must login or create a profile.
