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April 03, 2008

Daily caffeine 'protects brain' - brain is said to be 'thankful'.

That's a superhero they've not thought of yet: Caffeine Man.

My brain hurts!!

*runs for a cuppa*
Methinks Caffeine Man would be overworked and underpaid.

Coffee on my shoulder keeps me going all the day;
Coffee on my shoulder, café noir, café au lait...
Coffee on my shoulder is as hot as molten lava;
Coffee on my shoulder - how I love my cup of java!
Coffee on my shoulder puts a sparkle in my step.
Coffee on my shoulder makes me feel like Johnny Depp.
Coffee on my shoulder gives my skin a healthy glow;
Coffee on my shoulder is the only way to go.
Coffee on my shoulder: an alternative to tea.
Coffee on my shoulder and a doughnut on my knee.
Coffee on my shoulder keeps my shoulder nice and wet.
Coffee on my shoulder - my Columbian epaulette!
Coffee on my shoulder hides a multitude of sins;
Coffee on my shoulder trickles down my legs and shins.
Coffee on my shoulder gives my day a healthy start
(That is,
Coffee on my shoulder, and a couple cherry tarts.)

> That's a superhero they've not thought of yet: Caffeine Man.

Probably covered by Too Much Coffee Man.

Coffee on my shoulder trickles down my legs and shins.

Mmmh.

My brain is soooooooo thankful. As is my butt, to get in gear.

Well done, TUM!

er...
Coffee on my shoulder trickles down my legs and shins.

damn, I hate when that happens!

Oh, not to ME of course!

My brain is thanking me right now as I drink my one coffee for the day.

Who paid for this research?

Maxwell House inc., why?

;)

Oh, the funding's all anonymous, but the star donor put in a lot of bucks, if you know what I mean.

Cinnamon on your latté, sir?

*frothing at the mouth, anticipating lunch cup*

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