March 29, 2008
Jedi Master beaten up by drunken Darth Vader during TV interview.
So much hairdresser hate... I guess Vader really has no use for them...
I know the guy said it was serious, but it was damned funny to my sleep-deprived mind.
The fact that he was wearing a garbage bag instead of a cape was what sent it over the edge into funny-no-matter-who-got-hurt-land.
Based on the teachings of Yoda, the crinkly green dwarf of the films, the "church" has a branch in Florida and plans to open another in the Philippines.
Florida and the Philippines, Yoda has not mentioned.
Praise be to Yoda nobody was
actually hurt--stunned with a phaserhit with a light sword!
The fact that he was wearing a garbage bag instead of a cape was what sent it over the edge into funny-no-matter-who-got-hurt-land.
IAWTC.
I mean, I know just yesterday I was pretty pleased that Sophie Lancaster's killers were convicted of murder. That makes me worry that this is a contradictory feeling. But I just can't help being amused.
I'd add that what makes even funnier than that is that it happened while the Jedi guy was being interviewed for a documentary.
Avoid publicity you must, if caught by Lord Vader you wish not to be!
Also, it calls to mind: "His Vader costume was just rubbish."
*ducks*
I think we have a suspect.
The Jedi "religion" was born as a joke in the 2001 census, when almost 400,000 people claimed to believe in the Jedi faith.
I was on exchange in Reading back then...and I am proud to have been counted as a Jedi. :)
*hides garbage bag and crutch*
Hughes admitted two charges of common assault.
A most UNcommon assault, surely.
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