March 21, 2008
A better link, this time in context.
I think we need a bigger picture.
a fatal dose of friday squee!
Vitamin Squee
We regret to inform you the The Underpants Monster is dead, from squee. In lieu of flowers, please send clean diapers to the munkeee babeee.
I WANTS A MUNKY BABEEEEEEEEEEE!
Diapered monkey = act against nature, but still, that's one cute monkey.
Teh munky babeeeees or teh kitteh babeeeees?
Measure teh squeeeeeeeee.
I think it could be argued that a diapered human baby is no less unnatural. Diapers are unnatural, but I wouldn't want to deal with a baby without them...
Having cared for a young monkey who was not wearing a diapers, I can tell you it is very messy, especially when they are sitting on your shoulder. Messy but worth the scrubbing for the experience.
> Diapers are unnatural
There's apparently some technique (maybe several) to avoid using diapers with babies/toddlers. Mrs roryk told me about it some years ago. I'm very thankful she hasn't suggested we try it.
cork up the arse.
Maybe this is the place where I should finally, after all these years, confess that monkeys* totally freak me out. They fall right smack in the middle of the Uncanny Valley for me.
The idea of a baby monkey mimicking my facial expressions back to me literally made me scrunch my shoulder blades together in revulsion.
I hang my head in shame, and humbly await the torches and pitchforks.
* The real ones. Not you!
OMG I can't believe I actually just said that. I should clarify that I absolutely think that monkeys are fine, they're great, they should be loved and protected and studied and adored. By other people.
*prepares chloroform rag and large burlap sack*
*gets spiked club and rope*
> cork up the arse
I misread that initially and was a little shocked.
It's "elimination communication", apparently.
Sorry for the interruption, on with the burning!
friends of ours are doing a "no diaper, naked in house" potty training on their toddler, which can lead to...interesting incidents during a dinner party...
Is that what you had for lunch?????
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