January 22, 2008
Life On Mars. And, if you squint, it even looks a bit like David Bowie.
It's a fucking Tusken Raider.
Why does it look like a frame from the Patterson-Gimlin film?
Whoever he is, he's Bantha fodder.
Must be one of Cohaagen's men.
I think he looks more like an Gorilla.
And in other spacey-stuff, new pics of Mercury.
Puts me in the mood for some interstellar perversion.
You rang, my Lord?
Oh sorry -- my bad. That's my life-sized bust of L. Ron Hubbard.
I wondered where I'd left it.
So this isn't relevant, then?
GOATS
If there are Tusken Raiders on Mars, NASA better start training Jedi to defend the future colonists.
That's some obsessive SW nerdiness, there.
And not just an alien, a naked one.
Clearly, Mars needs to be colonized (ha ha) by a platoon of crusader monks to teach modesty and shame to those poor alien savages so their souls aren't lost.
My first thought was "What, someone just now discovered the series?" and then when I saw it I couldn't help but grin at the remarkable likeness it has to Bigfoot as rocket88 pointed out.
ROCK FORMATION MY ASS! THAT'S A GOD DAMNED SUNBATHING MARTIAN!
That's some obsessive SW nerdiness, there.
No, this is.
Could be a Native Martian.
I postulate that bigfoot is in possession of a teleporter and hops between mars & the rockies regularly, confounding stupid humans everywhere s/he goes.
No, this is.
Oh, I'm so starting my own Reformed Church of the Sith to attack them.
*snort* I find your lack of faith disturbing, Darth Tool! *pushes up glasses, swings cardboard tube through the air* Zzwow, zwow, PSSSHT!!! CKKKKKKK!!!
Is there a Church of Kirk yet? I could go for that.
If Maradona has one, so must the Shat...
Hmm, it could be a Tusken Raider. (If so, lucky for us they're easily startled.)
But upon closer inspection, I think it's looking for sulphur. That stuff's just lying around on the ground, right?
The First Church of Shatnerology!
It mocks the Shat. It claims a toup. They do not love the Shat.
Set phasers to 'smite', o Lord.
It looks more like someone in a stillsuit to me.
Now I must go and wash my eyes out.
At least it might solve the mystery of what happened to Chaka Khan's career.
Viva, Sasquatch!
Funny bit of trivia for you: my name is a killing word, as well.
<insert terse comment from nunia here>
I don't know about you guys, but I'm not really sure that's a naked alien.
I am surprised that no one has said that it is the Virgin Mary. I hate that every image of a woman must be the Virgin Mary and every image of a man must be Jesus Christ. Why can't the woman be Natalie Wood? Why can't the man be Joseph Stalin?
As a child, I remember that my favorite planet was Mercury. What the fuck does that even mean? Why would anyone have a favorite planet? If you did, why wouldn't it be the only one you breathe on?
Not if it's Ceti Alpha V...
THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!!!
Hey! Mars got Art!
Master Jonba Hehol
*snickers*
Oh, I'm so starting my own Reformed Church of the Sith to attack them.
Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Tool.
Why can't the man be Joseph Stalin?
Or perhaps Lenin?
Well shit, I didn't even see that. My powers are weak.
*retreats to hyperbaric chamber*
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