December 18, 2007

galaxy strikes neighboring galaxy with a blast from its hole

neighboring galaxy reported to be confused, aroused

  • So this is the intergalactic version of a Dutch Oven?
  • "These are the stories of the Starship Buttplug. It's five-year mission..."
  • This is obviously not a black hole, but a sphere-like battle station (no larger than a small moon, really) that has the ability to destroy whole planets at one time. This is intergalactic war, people.
  • Bring it on. I'm fucking ready.
  • I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
  • The black hole attracts whatever is near. At the same time, it's spewing stuff out. Make up your mind, will you? And all this talk about merging and holes and blasts has got me warm under the collar. Mh.
  • BALCK HOLE SUX N BLOWS AMIRITE