November 08, 2007
Jimmy Carter, Cat Killer
- 'Lamentably, I killed your cat while trying just to sting it.'
WTF
Yes, we know about the vicious rabbit. Enough about the rabbit. He killed a cat, people. He shot a fucking cat. Has there been a sane president of the USA? Ever?
WTF? indeedy.
Oh hai I killzed your kitteh. Oops.
If a man looks at a cat with murderous feelings, he has already committed felicide in his heart.
Hmmm, maybe Mr. Cheney was just trying to scare his riend away from the bird feeder.
But seriously, Jimmy, have you never heard of a Super Soaker?
Well, at least he didn't ask the cat to publicly apologize for getting shot.
Bizarre.
Lamentably, I received a post card from Grits in 1979.
Pleggers ftw.
Has there been a sane president of the USA? Ever?
Teddy Roosevelt.
Who starts a letter to their sister-in-law with
To [name of sister-in-law]?
A cat killer. That's who.
Maybe she wasn't dear to him.
Mr. Carter loves little birdies.
He was just lookin' out for dem.
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