October 12, 2007
Dangerous Graffiti Vandal Apprehended Age: 6 - Medium: Chalk - Punishment: $300 fine
Thank God it wasn't hopscotch! There'd have been stone-throwing and moving violations too.
But she wasn't even charged. Some city drone just sent out a standard warning letter in response to a neighbor complaint. I'm sure it happens all the time.
Does this mean I can no longer piss in the snow?
Lookit Ralph!
Get out the Dickwacker 2000!
I'm sure it happens all the time.
Oh, in that case, this is a good thing.
Oh come one, she was beginning to paint the town blue. That is surely actionable.
First it's graffiti, then it's hopscotch boards, then it's terrriorism.
You gotta stop 'em!
Hurr I'm the American legal system hurrr.
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