September 27, 2007
Why you can't call your horse Nutzapper.
Hoof Hearted was the best racehorse name I ever read.
Only eighteen characters long? How odd.
Liquor in the Fron
dang!
OK, how on earth did "Cum Rocket" get in unnoticed?
They said I couldn't name my stallion "Mr. Large, Erect Penis" because it had 19 characters.
Take out the comma
Could you say the horse was from Holland and call him Bulb Raker?
Well, there's a TB named BlueHorse One, and one running under my given name, but the closest thing to TUM is Undergarments Only (1998)
Hey, that works for me!
TUM, I bet you'd be happy enough with a horse named Panties Galore.
There's a Pete n'Pete, a Pete Pete, and a Pete Da Boss, but no PeteBest.
Would Pants Dance or Zachery Cool Pants work for you?
If I ever see the horse Buttersideup, my bets on him/her!
Horse B With You (2003)?
Boobooliscious (2005)?
Dognamedspot (1997)?
What luuuuuzers!
I take it you know a little bit about horses.
Flagpole Hill (2004)
*whinnies, gallops away*
There's the same phenomenon in the UK. Names that got past the Jockey Club because they look OK until read aloud include WearTheFoxHat and Noble Locks. A trainer called Julie Cecil used to specialise in Spoonerisms, and got away with lots, including Joe Blob, Betty Swallocks, and Mary Hinge.
Sigh,,because a horse is a course fourth of course a source of a fourth a horse.
ps,, I'll be here all day
What about "Buster Hyman?"
Rocketeightyeight (2002)
Probably a stallion.
Mule
No stomper, but I did find stomata. Why cant the leaf me alone?
What's all this about "obscene" names? How come nobody's tried to name a horse Hitler? The chances of that offending people are far greater, especially if she wins.
*turns out lights*
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