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September 25, 2007

Orangutan Disrobes Tourist

THIS IS WHAT WE WANT

I must now
Return to France,
Because that ape
Porloined my pants.

OK, who did that?

*squints at monkeys all around*

I like your pants... why donchoo take off you pants

I knew it... but to be honest, I was thinking of Ralph.

Good for her!

Don't send pete over there. He doesn't have pants on to begin with.

Maybe the ornagutan will put pants on him.

TTIUWP

Eh, that's just Eddie. He don't mean nothin' by it.

*continues to tug at TUM's hemline*

Pedalin' Jesus on a Unicycle, now there's two of 'em.

And some damn dirty ape with pants on it's head.

Pete! Take the pants OFF your head!

Orang-utan prefers blondes

Pete, you made me so upset I forgot to take the ' out of the its.

Troublemaking zoo orangutan given guard to stop younger apes learning from her

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