September 20, 2007

Oops.
posted by es el Queso 16 years ago
  • In other news, seismologists report that O. Henry's corpse is repeatedly slapping itself on the forehead.
  • At least she didn't turn up to be his mom or sister.
  • Babooshka!
  • so, do you like piña coladas? lol totally! wot about getting caught in the rain? babe, I totally dig that. But you know what I hate? Yoga. tell me about it. Wow, it seems you actually have half a brain! so anyway, me and my old lady, have fallen into the same old dull routine. You wanna meet up, make love at midnight, come with me and ... ... escape? Meeet me at O'Malley's.
  • Yeah, Ricky and Lucy did something like that with a Sophia Loren wig, as I recall.
  • I laughed. It's sad, and funny, because it's true. You can almost see the bewilderment in the poor fellow's quote: "I still find it hard to believe that Sweetie, who wrote such wonderful things, is actually the same woman I married and who has not said a nice word to me for years." Just goes to show that the biggest obstacles are the ones inside ourselves.
  • I bet part of the problem was the obstacle getting inside HERself! Huh? Huh? Hey-o!
  • ¿que?
  • Three things about this post: firstly, the title is fucking stupid - the word "oops" is not desciptive of anything. Secondly, this is a rehash of a story in the UK Metro, which is notorious for printing urban myths as "news"; i.e. this post is fucking stupid. Thirdly: its 140 words long. If it's 140 words long, why not save us all the trouble of clicking and just post it in a comment to an existing thread. So, in summary, the three fucking stupid things about this post are: 1. The title 2. The content 3. The poster
  • To be fair to the Cheese, he was probably drunk.
  • 4. Capt. Renault.
  • Oh sure, but what post can't that be said for?
  • Quiddy, do you need a hug or something? I love you unconditionally, why isn't it mutual?
  • and no, Capt., it wasn't alcohol, it was morphine after breaking my dick in half trying to fold it to impress some of the other monkeys around here.
  • The post is just 140 words long, the post is just 140 words long, the post is just 140 long, The post is just 140 words long! (sung to: I've got my mind set on you)
  • Oops: "words"
  • Whoa, quid on the attack. For no discernible reason.
  • in Quid's defense, he did totally copy someone else's comment about the Piña Colada song from the article.... maybe it was someone else's attack he appropriated as well?
  • He is a phony, and he is tame and bland.
  • Looks as though it's not easy being cheesy.
  • *is dressed in green currently, ironically....*
  • quidnunc for lambaster!
  • es el Queso: now, more than ever, it is mutual.
  • es el Queso: now, more than ever, it is mutual.
  • Wow, 5 sentences. That was a really informative story.
  • I'm transposing this story onto Dick and Lynne Cheney. "Prince of Joy." It works on so many levels. (Well, at least one.)
  • he did totally copy someone else's comment about the Piña Colada song from the article Fuck, I didn't even see that. Obviously the fifth and mostest biggest fucking stupid thing about this post is me.
  • quid, is your entire life a satiric commentary?
  • Yes. Yes, it is, sir.
  • Maybe I should take a break from all this.
  • Um, no.
  • C'mere, ya big lug. *ruffles hair* *gooses bottom*
  • You take-a-da break, I break-a-da face.
  • Just hum a few bars of "Don't Worry, Be Happy," quid.
  • Maybe I should take a break from all this. How about, instead of that, we all just take a few bong hits?
  • Only if the break is used to write something substantial then let me read it, sir quid.