September 06, 2007
Sisters keep mother's body in fridge for ten years - and visit her every weekend.
I'm OK with hangin' out near the Ben and Jerry's.
Just make sure I'm closer to the T-bones than the ground round.
My sister and I always promised our mother a space under the sink, but that was pre-mortem, not post.
...and, when I passed the link to this story along to my dear sainted mother, her response was, "Very devoted children, I should be so lucky."
Wouldn't it have been cheaper if they just bought a deep freeze and plopped her in?
"Honey, could you get me those pork chops in the freezer? They're by mum's left arm under the fudgesicles..."
I guess they liked their mum enough not to throw her in the Thames...nibble, nibble, nibble.
I find it interesting that the funeral home people go along with it. It says to me that this is less about money for them and more about the *altered P.O.V. on life, and death, that funeral people have.
(*Notice I avoided saying twisted, creepy, weird or macabre.)
Those coffins don't last very long, do they?
I just pray they're not running a cheap run down motel in a remote location or anything.
COMING MOTHER!
I was coming to say the same as Plegmund. I hope that's some groovy biodegradable design feature, and not just shoddiness.
So, no zombie? Body decaying nicely? Well, alright then...
/puts down boomstick
I've heard of having a cool relationship with your mother, but...
I just can't reconcile in my mind the idea that they haven't accepted their mother's death coupled with the fact that they regularly change the padding in her abdominal cavity themselves.
Sheesh, even Poe didn't envison anything this ghoulish. I've seen a corpse or two in my day, but none I'd care to hang out with regularly. Sounds like these ladies need to move on and find a life, 'cause their current social arrangements seem kinda one-sided.
Egad.
You've gotta admire their esprit de corpse
Chilling.
There's always Frozen Dead Guy Nederland Colorado
Nicely crafted, kamus.
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