September 05, 2007
Goats sacrificed to fix Nepal jet
- Nepal Airlines sacrificed two goats to appease the deity Akash Bhairav and solve problems with an aircraft. "The snag in the plane has now been fixed and the aircraft has resumed its flights," senior airline official Raju K.C. said. Representatives from Goat on a Poleism could not be reached for comment.
As for the goats themselves, they could only say "bah".
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Curses! All those years at aircraft engineering fixy-upy schools wasted!
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"Welcome to Air India Flight 763 to Kathmandu. This is your captain speaking. No goats were harmed during preparations for this flight. Not like those mad bastards at Nepal Airlines."
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Stupid fucking Christians and their magic-man-in-the-sky delusions......what?......Oh, never mind then.
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Those Sick F*@#s!
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Blood on the runway.
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I'll be sending this link to my father-in-law, who is an aircraft engineer. It contains some handy tips.
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It might get his goat.
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Goat sacrifice? That would make me feel much better about ANY plane!
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He said they heard about it yesterday, and would need a whole herd of goats.
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Did he say it was baaad?
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Or did he just say 'meh eh eh eh'
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How many goats are there in America? Could this method be used to fix Iraq?
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In an ironic reversal, one of my pet goats is ill, so I'm off to hijack a couple of planes and crash them into New York to appease the gods. See you guys in paradise - but don't y'all be hittin on my virgins when you get there.
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Too soon.
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Yeah, I shoulda waited for 5 days.
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/SPUTTLE
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/SPOOTLE
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/QUIDKDL
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You guys are just doing that to get my goat! And you can't have him!!! bleah
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First read this as "Goatse sacrificed to fix Nepal jet." /head-a-splodle
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Nepal runs out of goats to sacrifice
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What, they have no Vend a Goat there?
