August 18, 2007

Captain Planet Vs. Hitler (youtube)

Ah, it's the weekend. Happy cartoon day.

  • Well, Nick, I can't say it's an inspiring post, but at least it's not as dumb as the last one.
  • Well, that's pretty rude.
  • Obviously this post is just silly and I put it up because I thought it was an interesting oddity, so I can't say I feel particularly defensive about it. But the wikipedia one? That's a real issue that concerns our notions about the perception of "fact" on the internet. I'm sorry you thought it was dumb, and I'm bit surprised, but I guess you're entitled to your opinion. But, come on, do you really need to bring it up in another post?
  • I hate it when you guys fight! *Continues drinking*
  • I was watching it while a customer of mine was digging in a box. He looks up and says "What ya watching". I tell him "Hitler cartoons". He didn't buy anything
  • OH CRAP! Once more, the evil internet twists my words and mocks my posting! *abject groveling ensues I'm sorry Nick, I didn't mean YOUR last post, I meant that last YouTube post that was posted before your post. Except your last post was posted after this post, so this wasn't your last post when I posted, it was the post after you posted this one, and then I posted here, and then I posted there, and... I'm sooooo confused!!!! I didn't mean to be mean. *stands straight, hands folded Ahem. Please accept my humble apology for the rude and socially unacceptable post, as well as for the ensuing confusion arising from said post. Your Wikipedia post was interesting. I had no idea that it was being altered for commercial gain, which basically defeats the purpose of dissemination of factual information, since advertising is based on lies, lies by omission, smoke, handwaving, and general hype. I even posted a semi-thoughtful comment there. Well, ok, it was under the smartassery, but still... A web-pedia is a nice idea, and would probably be the only knowledge repository that could conceivably be current, but is way too subject to tampering, slanting, and inconsistency, obviously. posted by BlueHorse at 03:23PM UTC on August 18, 2007 Would it help if I gave the Wikipedia post GramMa's Seal of Approval? Or cookies? I could do cookies. *now he's mad and he'll never talk to me anymore *pouts
  • How 'bout if I use more exclamation points!!!?!!?? More white space? *a sad kitten?
  • *munches cookies* Good job, gramma, you killed Nickdanger with your hatred. *crunch, munch* *munch* Good cookies tho. *munch munch swallow* more please
  • Hey, are these cookies here? Well, it's August 18, so these couldn't possibly be for Santa Claus. Don't mind if I do. 'Scuse me while I take these.
  • Whoa. I completely and utterly misinterpreted what you said. I'm really sorry. Believe me, I have no intention of making you grovel unnecessarily. I accept your humble apology, except, of course, that no apology is necessary since I made the mistake. So. Sorry. And thanks for the cookies. And I'll try to stop being so ubersensitive. I'm blaming the weather. Or hormones. Oh crap, I just take it all back. Okay, now, let's just all go back to enjoying the antics of Captain Planet as he wilts before the almighty hate stare of Fu Man Hitler.
  • Damn, that sad kitten is really sad.
  • He's only sad 'cause he's getting a bath. What kid likes a bath?
  • Wait, so MY YouTube post was stupid? Or pudquick's? (If the former, "Why I oughtta." If the latter, we're in agreement. And while I have your attention, did you know the 2008 Chrysler Mastodon comes with rear-seat cupholders, standard?) I feel like a junior high kid passing notes: "Check here if you like me, check here if you like me like me..."
  • Speaking of old, awful posts, what about Nickdanger's 84th post? It not only sucked mondo amounts of mongoose ass, but it also retroactively made about one third of his previous posts that much suckier. It is difficult for me now to even look at a post by Nickdanger without the image of a thousand freshly enemized mongooses doing calisthenics popping into my head.
  • *Passes the first note and then the second to QuidPunk. *giggles, gives HW the dead-eye *puts big check in box marked "Bernockle sucks toads"
  • We've passed a few notes before.
  • Whoops. Last one should be this one.