August 05, 2007

Find He-Man
posted by Argh 16 years ago
  • *Gazes upon reflection in monitor*
  • I found Skeletor.
  • OMFG FiftyPoints!! That takes some huge cojones to get a face tat like that. I hope he's got a large trust fund coming to him. I can't imagine where you cold work other than perhaps a goth record store.
  • He-he-hee!
  • That's TOO funny. I see this dude all the time. Usually headed north on Park Avenue. What the "article" doesn't mention, however, is his walk. He has the cheesy 80's "muscle man" pigeon strut (a la "A Night at the Roxbury). He also enjoys flipping his hair over his shoulder. I passed him last week walking with a coworker, and it was quite comedic. The problem is, he looks and walks like a jackass, but nobody has the balls to point it out.
  • He-Man only pawn... in game of life.
  • He'd be a great cover model for the Monkeyfilter Original Bodice-Ripper paperback (ala Fabio)
  • Fabio, after a couple of failed marriages and years working in a dead end job... I give you Flab-io.
  • Probably a better cover model for the MoFiBoRi.