March 14, 2004
All about Balls. He's got big balls, she's got big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of them all. An obsession with spheroids.
From the ball site —
A man enters a piano bar. There are no other customers yet, only the pianist in the corner playing some tunes, so he sits down at the bar. He orders a beer from the bartender, who disappears after a while to go do some dishes. The man puts down his glass of beer on the bar. Immediately, a little monkey comes running up the bar, washes his balls in the glass of beer and vanishes again. The man is flabbergasted. He drinks from his beer, puts the glass down, and whoosh the little monkey comes rushing to the glass again, starts washing his balls in it and disappears. Nobody at the bar, so the man can't tell his story, he goes to the piano man in the corner and says "Hey, do you know the monkey that washes his balls in my beer?" "No I don't" says the pianist, "But if you whistle it, maybe I can play it."
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