July 26, 2007
An interview with presidential candidate and naked performance artist Frank Moore.
Fuck you too.
The site's rubbish too.
C'MON! Let's get this lynching started! Me and HW are all alone here!
'ere! 'e's been posting this all over the place. MoFi's not so special.
But bannination and taunting required, obv.
Do I have to name my favorite breakfast cereal AGAIN?
Muffered buttons?
Maybe we could arrange a visit from the death cat...
This is why I missed you when you were gone, Hank.
Now that's a nude performnce artist!
I missed me when I was gone, too. It was only when I came back, I found I'd been here all along.
shit, I better write that one down...
Most lovely!
I missed Hank when I was gone too, even though I thought I was missing someone else.
I had a separate browser window opened with all the comments I'd missed in the past 6 weeks, and then I accidentally closed it. Can someone fill me in on what was said?
Cats were a frequent source of humor. Bush and Cheney did more bad stuff. The arrival of the mysterious stranger Hank Mabuse. Bodices were ripped and bosoms heaved. There was a funny video on YouTube. Tha H-Dawg posted a link to a leftie blog in a thread everyone had forgotten about, and another link about drugs and spirituality in another thread everyone had forgotten about. Quid burst into the room loudly. Some guy posted a link to his own site in his first FPP. Goths are people, too. A fascinating discovery about ancient history. A tale of an obsessive who did something pointless but admirable in its intricacy. Animals. People who work for Bush and Cheney did bad things. A couple of famous people died, one you knew about and another you didn't, inspiring the posting of dots. Jokes about masturbation. There was a parody of something; it was funny, no it wasn't, yes it was. A Christian said or did something stupid. That goddamn addictive video game. Canadians shown to be stupid.
Well, du-uh!!
Shouldn't the "douginator" be responsible for the elimination of all Dougs from our society? And, if so, can I recommend which Doug he start this Nomen Cleansing?
No, WELL DONE!!
MonkeyFilter: Cats were a frequent source of humor. Bush and Cheney did more bad stuff. The arrival of the mysterious stranger Hank Mabuse. Bodices were ripped and bosoms heaved. There was a funny video on YouTube. Tha H-Dawg posted a link to a leftie blog in a thread everyone had forgotten about, and another link about drugs and spirituality in another thread everyone had forgotten about. Quid burst into the room loudly. Some guy posted a link to his own site in his first FPP. Goths are people, too. A fascinating discovery about ancient history. A tale of an obsessive who did something pointless but admirable in its intricacy. Animals. People who work for Bush and Cheney did bad things. A couple of famous people died, one you knew about and another you didn't, inspiring the posting of dots. Jokes about masturbation. There was a parody of something; it was funny, no it wasn't, yes it was. A Christian said or did something stupid. That goddamn addictive video game. Canadians shown to be stupid.
Damn, the definitive tagline.
The Filter at it's finest.
Thanks, HWingo! *leaves for another 6 weeks*
It was a hell of a six weeks.
I agree with HawthorneWingo's summary, with one minor disagreement.
Goths are people, too.
This clearly implies that "Goths are not only X, they are also people." So what the hell is X? What, in addition to people, are Goths? Are they also hippopatumi? Are they aardvarks? Chainsaws? Rainbows?
A little clarification here, HW.
Please place my order for 2(two) cases of Chillee Ugum's Otter Bile. One(1) in Lemon Scent, and one(1) in Elephant Piss Scent.
Also, please inform me if you will ever restart production of the original Otter Scent. It was the only thing that ever helped my husband get it up.
/monocle expulsion
I is a people too!
Oh look, squidcicle is trying to lure us into her clutches again. How cute - the ten-limbed kraken with a beak of cruel poison thinks it's people. Nice try, sea-monster, but I think the huge pink suckers that cover your blubbery tentacles kind of give the game away.
rowwr
Hi quiddy! Hi Hank!
oatmeal, nothing but giant vats of oatmeal....
I guess I'm a purist. There's nothing like the original. It's ot-terriffic.
"Unadulter-otter-ated"?
/faints
Unadulterotterated is my new favourite word and I intend to use it at least twice a day in conversation henceforth.
Or I might just call my next thrash metal band The Unadulterotterated Chillee Ugumms
Yeh it's the best source of dietary cockpunch.
When it comes to otter bile, insist on Chillee Ugum's. Nothing else comes close.
Endorsed by the Fez-Wearing Unicyclists Society.
I read that label three times before I noticed the high cockpunch content. That made my day!
What kind of container does this stuff come in, that it has 100 servings? And where can I buy?!
From this guy I know.
*cheers*
*raises glass*
Now with fluoride!
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