July 07, 2007

• I bankrupted McDonalds! Yay!
• I can only conclude that you all are in the grips of the evil hamburgler corporation. *puts nose in air, offers arm to NickDanger Come, let us leave. We'll eat vegetarian tonight, my dear.
• Ah, don't sweat it; they didn't like my virus game either. Philistines.
• I tried it - made a few mad cows, poisoned the ecostructure, devastated a rain forest or two, fed people spat-on burgers, and had a great time giving the ad people bonuses and blow-jobs. It's not winnable (Macdees always goes down the tube) so if they're so successful they must be using alien technology.
• EdArzakh p0wns McDs!!
• Oh, gramma, you misspelled pwns. You're never going to pass for a 17-year old that way. And yeah, I don't think it's meant to be winnable. It's commentary, entertainingly done.
• Crap! Well, Nick, for that, you just geddoffa my lawn. No cookies, you scamp. I know it's not winnable, the whole McD's is about Exxonburgers, but it makes me feel like I'm stickin' it to 'em. Hatehatehate 'em.
• This reminds me of that game where you have to save a village in Africa from succumbing to developmental stagnation but it's impossible. Or the one where you have to improve a third world family's quality of life, but they mostly end up dying. Anyone remember those games? I think they were posted here somewhere.
• OK, OK. So these aren't like... games, they're just like real life. I'm depressed already. Let's all go play tetris or something.
• Tetris always wins, remember. The blocks, they just fall faster...
• Space Invaders? Pac Man? Donkey Kong? Sigh...