May 12, 2007

Fine Chocolates (nsfw)
  • *contains traces of nuts and milk protein* thanks. like I couldn't have figured THAT out.
  • oh, and PLEEEEZE tell me this isn't one of those 'evil' self links.
  • Looks more like some teeth piece to me. WHITE chocolate!? The sacrilege!
  • *clenches*
  • I don't even want to know how you found this link.
  • Though their Crunchy Prostate is nice, Mom might appreciate a lovely box of their soothing Preparation Hazelnut confections. Sorry, I just made that up.
  • Like many things, I wonder how the person thought of this, and what made it seem like a really good idea?
  • We will continue wholesale orders for specialist catered events such as dinner parties, weddings, and civil ceremonies click here to request info. Classy.
  • No starfish?
  • Tastes like ass.
  • Um.
  • WHITE chocolate!? The sacrilege! You never heard of anal bleaching, Flag?
  • Well, as my wise old Grandma used to say, it all ends up in the same place.
  • I NEVER SAID THAT!!
  • It's 90 in the shade, and all my assholes are melting. Good thing I can listen to the cicadas. Sounds like a short-lived product line to me.