May 10, 2007

• Thank You Professor Blue Smush DinoBaby!
• And the colors of the sea blind your eyes with trembling mermaids, And you touch the distant beaches with tales of plush Cthulhu: How his naked ears were tortured by the sirens sweetly singing, For the sparkling waves are calling you to kiss their white laced lips.
• A good job. However, Miss Kitty Fluffington, introduced in the first act, doesn't seem to have a subsequent presence in the story, rendering her a plot "orphan". In addition the conflict presented by the plush Cthulhu entity is prematurely terminated without the typical catharsis. The final act where Cthulhu is satisfied with mere appeasement contradicts the buildup in the first and second act. We strongly suggest an introduction of a combat scene where one of the plush protagonists loses an appendage. This character may or may not be Miss Fluffington, but if it is, a suitable segue would be for her to graft a machine gun onto the stump, setting us up perfectly for the final shootout.
• I'd like to see an spin-off series starring Barky and Woofy; their faces are tailor-made for serious drama.
• Great, a "cute" squid monster. Pretty see-through self-marketing ploy, tracthicthle.
• Nicely done, StoryBored. I'd like to read your re-working of the currently bogged-down plotline playing out in Washington with Gonzales as protagonist. IMHO, Nancy Pelosi would be imposing with a machine gun grafted onto the stump of her leg. Sorry 'bout the derail. Must be Friday.
• The Old One is not amused. Prepare for your shrieking doom. Oh wait -- no, he says "no problemo".
• I could swear this was a double. I'm going to assume it was anyway and pray to Dagon that you be thrown into the sea.
• Shouldn't you be watching Yentl or something?
• lol ur jelus bcz ur n a fake cuntry with no netflix rofl
• I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL IN PLUSHY DOOM
• destroy mct first he's a jerk
• Do they make a plush Tracikraken?
• We would definitely want to purchase the rights to a Tracikraken with or without machine gun attachment.
• Bossthulhu
• Nice self-portrait! BURN
• I love the "HP Lovecraft 4500"
• Cthulhu returns!! And he ain't no plush toy. All fear the Call of Cthulhu!! This is no mere squid with a web page Everything you wanted to know about squid, and were afraid to ask. stolen shamelessly from the OtherFilter
• Curious creature caught off Keahole Point Surely they mean "Kurious Kreature Kaught."
• Sockthulhu
• LOLCthulhu
• humans and habitats
• The Cuddlification of Cthulhu
• Icons! All hail Cthulhu
• Mortal...
• hee hee!
• Ah the jar under the hot water trick - I knew my mum was one the Elder Ones...
• Stumpthulhu
• Cthulhu is everywhere. Fear him.
• Like Elvis?