March 11, 2004
New wave of Jessica Simpson jokes in 5...4...3... The dumb blonde can't even spell "desert"! No wait... it IS supposed to be "dessert". Love the re-purposing of the old Charlie the Tuna "good taste - taste good" meme.
I'm sure she really felt that there weren't enough oral sex jokes about her going around.
Uh...No one is sexy enough to get me to eat body lotion.
There are Jessica Simpson oral sex jokes going around?
Why didn't anyone tell me?
Do I have to explain ALL my jokes?
I meant she WASN'T getting "enough" oral sex jokes about her... (a semi-famous MeFite asked me the same question, j_t)
Here photoshoot of this campaign was a great episode of Newlyweds =)
I mean "Her" of course.
Wait wait wait... I must have missed a memo. We're supposed to care about Jessica Simpson now? I can't keep track anymore.
The memo specifically said we're supposed to make fun of Jessica Simpson now, cs1...
I want that joke explained.
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