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April 13, 2007

Nice Ass! "Why I own donkeys."

Follow-up: What happened when Lulu fell during an ice storm.

This brings out my rural living envy.

As a farm-raised girl now living in the urban jungle, I love reading this guy's Slate columns. He writes brilliantly and his affection for his animals is really touching.

Donkey No. 2 joined her when I got a phone call from a woman who described herself as a "Jewish donkey spiritualist," a term I hadn't heard before and don't expect to hear again. Pat bred donkeys and had studied and written about their symbolic significance, their place in the ancient world, and their profoundly spiritual natures.

Both Jewish and Christian theologies are filled with biblical and other references to donkeys, she pointed out. Carol, like all my donkeys, wore a cross on her back, a pattern of dark hair behind the shoulders.


That was a cool read, thank ye H-donkey.

Anybody know the going price for a bale of hay?

Too much donkey love (NSFW).

Donkey robot.

Ha ha

That kid's no Horse Whisperer, fershur.


May I introduce the "Tanks" of donkeydom the Baudet du Poitou.

Dis widdle guy's got the Cutes pretty bad. They are the largest of donkey breeds and are noted for having the longest ears of any donks.

Aww... he's like the offspring of a donkey and a sheep.

Very interesting articles about two breeds of which I knew nothing before! Thanks, BlueHorse-- a handful of oats from me.

Thanks BH. I've been having an running debate with my neighbors about horse vs mule power. My neighbors to the south are Amish, so they're pretty much all about horses -- and oats and winter wheat and and and all the work that goes into just feeding horses, another neighbor also has a couple draft horses but feeds them only hay, _lots_ of hay. I myself am cheap and lazy, so one day, if my ambitions should reach so far as to require more than hand tools, I will most likely get me a mule. They eat hay, they eat burdock, they eat laundary. So, they've got more ... personality... but I figure if they don't want to work one day then maybe neither would I.

For more petro-fuel-free farming fun, have a look at the Small Farm Journal.

Man brings donkey to testify in court

Despite the donkey's appearance, neither jurors or Buddy had the last say — the neighbors settled their dispute while jurors deliberated.

A little o' the ol' Donkey magic, perraps?

Of course, Pete. You know what they say:

The Law IS an ass

Fourth rare donkey born at farm in Hampshire

Bibilomu-u-u-u-las!

Hermaphrodite pony finds friendship with donkey

Homunculus, I looked at that last night and thought about posting, but really didn't want to deal with the gadawful commentary I knew it would spawn.


OK. You riffraff may begin now with your disgusting remarks.

French man with two asses surprises Swedish officials

Never underestimate the little guy


Why a mule is not a dumb-ass

The Dreadlocked Donkey: Back From the Brink

Homunculus: I posted a whole thread on the Dreaded Donks, and I can't find it.

TRAC STOLE IT!!

*pouts*

I believe you. I thought this seemed familiar.

Trac, what have you done with the Dread Ass post?

Um. Pass? Ask quid, he probably usurped my position long enough to make a mess.

Well, there's always this thread.

Ack!

*pouts*

TSA demands biometric IDs for period reenacter mule-drivers

Mule-driver TSA ID card contest is off and running

Life's no beach for holiday donkeys

Eeyore plague: wild donkeys overrun Cyprus villages

Morocco's Extraordinary Donkeys

The story of the donkeys was lovely, but learning about Fez was incredible!

Jail threat for donkey bloggers

Donkey found not guilty after eight year trial

Apparently donkeys are often in court, seldom found guilty.

Parachuting donkey shocks Russian beachgoers

For fuck's sake, what a bunch of idiots. That poor donkey.

What I noticed in the video was one poor, scared donkey and several stupid asses.

Rupert Murdoch Adopts Parasailing Russian Donkey

Donkeys Take Over From DSL as Syria Shuts Down Internet

Marines' donkey mascot comes to U.S. after Iraq rescue

Nice Ass

Villagers battle to save noisy donkey after complaints he can be heard two miles away

Some people instigate that noise!

I like big asses and I cannot lie...

Is your ass tired, old and wrinkled?

Primrose, Premature Baby Donkey, Wears Adorable Pink Casts Until Legs Are Strong Enough

Giddy App! Ride Wi-Fi-Equipped Donkeys At A Biblical Theme Park

It has to be donkeys, not horses.

The ears, people. The loooong ears.

donkey dusting

recursive donkeys

Ecuador officials reject donkey as candidate

Escaped donkeys visited railway station

Hey! Maybe those donkeys were headed to a gig.

Balzac's Ass

May I interest you in the zonkey or a zedonk?




just google for more!

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