March 30, 2007
Processor and exporter of cereal grains and oilseeds. ... Processes and exports sunflowers for snacks, cooking ingredients and bird food
Company Name: food Pro
Address: 214 Massachusetts Ave NE, Washington DC, Washington DC, US, Zip Code 20002. Ph: 202.546.4430, Fax: 202.546.8338. Website: http://www.foodpro.co.us/
wow this is a supper awesome post that does not need to be eeked at all.
If I was a less genteel sort, I might be tempted to use that contact information for some nefarious purpose.
Too bad Koko's not around.
And where's kit? Did he get a flyer in the end?
By an odd coincidence, I had cereal for breakfast today. Post Raisin Bran, with organic skim milk. Mmmmmm dietary fiber...
I'm quite a GrapeNuts fan myself, when I'm not eating the Quaker's Oats :D
I'm confused as to where the telling of the breakfast in bad posts came from.
Some say it began here.
I don't know fish tick, part way down that thread someone refers to the conversation being hijacked by the pancake people, which seems to indicate that it had happened before...I think the truth may be deeply shrouded in the mysteries of the ancient past!
Right - here's the start of the pancake silliness.
It's worth noting the date of that post.
Nevar forget.
There are those who believe that life here began out there. Others believe in cold pizza for breakfast. Like the Aztecs, the Toltecs, or the Mayans.
cold pizza for breakfast
...cokebeer to wash it down.
Far be it from me to go against the breakfast grain, but I would just like to say I am glad we have Tracicle to sort the wheat from the chaff.
/Order of the Brown Nose
I was just hired today to represent a woman who has been charged with pissing on a man's steak.
I would not dare make this up.
She apparently was partying at someone's second-story condo and decided that she should urinate on the balcony because the bathroom was being used. Unbeknownst to her, there was a man grilling his steak on the balcony below. Chaos ensued.
Ah, yes, the old piss-steak suit.
You should totally sell that story to Law & Order. Or at least Penthouse Letters.
What, he didn't like his steak salty?
I understand there are men who would pay big bucks for this.
I also understand if you'd want to puke.
and there are men that will pay for that, too
Okay, I don't want to get carried away here, but I just had a case today in which a guy was charged with Assault on a Female. The warrant actually alleged that he "hit her in the face with a taco, causing her to burn her mouth and skin her knees."
I am not making this up. Today was the resolution of the assault with a taco case. I am not sure when the pissing on the steak case will be heard, but I will be sure to update.
Several years ago I represented a woman who was charged with assualt with a hamburger. She was a waitress who got so sick of the customer sending the food back that she finally just threw it at her.
Do you ever say something along the lines of "this is a ridiculous case and a waste of all of our time", or is that not something that would go over well?
To the DA? I say that all the time. Sometimes it actually works. In the case of the Assault with a Hamburger, it worked.
This Fall on FOX: "Bernockle, Esq.: Fast Food Lawyer!"
Do you ever skip all the legal mumbo-jumbo and just shout, "FOOD FIGHT!!"
A favorite high school memory: Going to see Animal House with about 20 other people, all of us purchasing extra large popcorns, then tossing the popcorn in the air after Belushi says "See if you can guess what I am now?" then shouts "FOOD FIGHT!!"
AFTERNOON AD SPOT: BERNOCKLE, ESQ.
INT, NIGHT: DA's office
ECU: District Attorney FRANK WALLACE sitting at desk, camera shaking to emphasize rheumy wrists of cameraman, Wallace's face is strained and grease and ketchup are subtley evident in the corners of his mouth. OMINOUS SINGLE CHORD intones loudly to grasp our attention due to boring nature of shows such as these.WALLACEPAN quickly and CUT to:
(agitated)
This won't fly, Bernie, and you know it! Judge Eato eats dockets like this for lunch!
FULL SHOT of BERNOCKLE leaning over Wallace's desk with both hands. SEVERAL unnecessary camera CUTS capture all angles of Bernockle's face, his hair immaculately slicked back with Owl Semen.BERNOCKLE
(calmly)
Then I'll have my client acquitted by breakfast.WALLACE
(grabs phone from cradle for some reason)
Not on my watch!BERNOCKLE
(loudly and unnecessarily dramatically)
And what watch is that, Wallace? I see you in these halls every day freeing the McDonalds and Taco Bells of this world as if they were caged animals and you think you can flip that pandering attitude on or off like a switch? No! Sir, if my client is guilty of anything
(dramatic whisper)
it's hunger and you know it.
WALLACECamera CRANES OUT SPIRALING as THEME MUSIC begins playing [Staying Alive by the Bee Gees].
(shaking fist)
Bernockllllllle!!!!
CUT TO:
INT, DAY: Sunny hallway
THEME SONG continues with BERNOCKLE walking in SLOW MOTION towards REVERSE TRUCKING camera down an old-timey hallway with briefcase and Ray Bans giving the gun finger with his free hand to hot babes in bikinis and Lawyeresses in special hot-pants/micro-skirt power-suits.NARRATOR (V.O.)FADE
Tonight on Bernockle Esquire: Fast Food Lawyer, the drama heats up in a microwave! Bernockle defends a man accused of stealing Mayor McCheese's cheese. Can Bernockle use the caution hot liquids defense? Verdict: edge of the seat excitement on Bernockle, Esq. at 9:00. Do not watch this on an empty stomach!
*coffee spittake*
Is a spittake anything like a pisssteak?
"In closing, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you need ask yourselves one question and one question alone: WHERE'S. THE. BEEF."
How did I miss this thread? You can't pay for entertainment like this!
Um, you were specifically not told about it because of the, y'know, thread-killing thing.
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