March 16, 2007
"Rooney Shoots, Jesus Saves"
No British churchyard is complete without a """witty""" advertising slogan with some punning word play encouraging non-believers to step inside ... Finally the 'Church Poster of the Year competition' has been launched to celebrate this quaint high-street art form.
C'mon Monkeys what's the best one you've seen?
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And Satan scores on the rebound...
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│ FEELING DOWN │
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*kitty-hate-bath noises*
I'm with pete. Nothing pissed me off more on my old commute as when the Lutherans decided to start up a board.
"For Sale."
Bwahaha
/evil atheist laugh
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See? Even the church sign falls into disrepair...
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Is that Jesus with a 'fro?
awesome
A local church has one I can't figure out:
Love overcomes all sin.
That is a good thing.
Hmmm... I can't figure out if that's some kind of failed attempt at humor or a jaded assumption that most of the passersby wouldn't realize it was good without being told.
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