Wait! I get it. This is a joke: how do you get down off a duck. Am I right?
It looks like you've blown a seal...
First, buy her a drink...
Very interesting article, however. It's very interesting to see the interrelation between the lineages of animals and their parasites, ourselves and ours included.
It's a fascinating article. It always amazes me to think just how dependent all living things are on each other.
Damned public toilets.
This explains the post-coital problems I experienced after my well-documented breakup with Sigourney Weaver.
Nice post, homunculus!
*scratches self*
I give up--how DO you get crabs from a gorilla?
*gets water boiling, eyeballs ill-tempered simian holding basket of big Chesapeake blues*
One of the biggest surprises came when one team of researchers concluded that the ancestors of chimpanzees and humans interbred for over a million years, producing hybrid humanzees.
AwhAaaaa??!
Humanzees!?!?!?
Oh, come ON!
They have better taste.
offa my lawnoutta my bed!