MonkeyFilter | YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF GODDAMN SHEEP.

February 15, 2007

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF GODDAMN SHEEP. Gizmodo attempts to look more authentic, less like a press release revolving door. Baby Jesus throws up in his mouth a little.

Bah.

posted by darling at 03:09PM UTC on February 15, 2007

meh

posted by xenmate at 03:15PM UTC on February 15, 2007

pfft.

posted by middleclasstool at 03:24PM UTC on February 15, 2007

LOL!

posted by Koko at 03:28PM UTC on February 15, 2007

Arf.

posted by RalphTheDog at 03:38PM UTC on February 15, 2007

Que?

posted by Bone at 03:46PM UTC on February 15, 2007

Huh?

posted by BlueHorse at 04:33PM UTC on February 15, 2007

Heh.

posted by Nomen Nescio at 04:35PM UTC on February 15, 2007

Ack!

posted by sugarmilktea at 04:39PM UTC on February 15, 2007

Olé!

posted by mothninja at 04:41PM UTC on February 15, 2007

Bum

posted by rocket88 at 04:55PM UTC on February 15, 2007

Twang!

posted by DangerIsMyMiddleName at 05:00PM UTC on February 15, 2007

Roffle.

posted by Capt. Renault at 05:35PM UTC on February 15, 2007

Oof.

posted by HawthorneWingo at 05:53PM UTC on February 15, 2007

Ni!

posted by goetter at 06:03PM UTC on February 15, 2007

THAT. Was awesome.

*SNNFFFF* Ahh! I love the smell of a fresh-cut rant in the morning.

posted by petebest at 06:08PM UTC on February 15, 2007

Eek!

posted by briank at 06:26PM UTC on February 15, 2007

WiFi.

posted by Flagpole at 07:16PM UTC on February 15, 2007

What?

posted by Mr. Knickerbocker at 07:41PM UTC on February 15, 2007

Eeeowwl 'ongry like!

posted by petebest at 07:46PM UTC on February 15, 2007

tldr

posted by fuyugare at 08:37PM UTC on February 15, 2007

Pooh!

posted by xenmate at 09:04PM UTC on February 15, 2007

WTF?

posted by VertexOfLife at 09:32PM UTC on February 15, 2007

tldr

Zing!

posted by middleclasstool at 09:45PM UTC on February 15, 2007

BAAAAAA

posted by The Underpants Monster at 10:04PM UTC on February 15, 2007

MOOOOooo... oh, sorry, isn't this the Candlelight Dinner zoo tour?

posted by Flagpole at 10:19PM UTC on February 15, 2007

But, what should I buy?

posted by roryk at 10:58PM UTC on February 15, 2007

iCaramba!

posted by xenmate at 11:08PM UTC on February 15, 2007

Foinsapp!

posted by Argh at 12:16AM UTC on February 16, 2007

A-ooo-gah.

posted by Steely Duran at 02:22AM UTC on February 16, 2007

Oot greet.

posted by fish tick at 02:33AM UTC on February 16, 2007

Would you like to see my new phone?

posted by dj at 05:50AM UTC on February 16, 2007

Damn- and I had just sent away for a Fenlands™ Anal Massage 7000. Now I find I don't need it plus that particular model comes with DRM.

posted by kamus at 06:14AM UTC on February 16, 2007

Not to worry, I bet there's a crack already available for it on the web.

posted by Flagpole at 06:34AM UTC on February 16, 2007

Crack...anal massage...I GET IT.

Yes, it is funny.

posted by nunia at 01:20PM UTC on February 16, 2007

I had to send back my Fenlands 7000. It leaked.

posted by HawthorneWingo at 08:41PM UTC on February 16, 2007

They were supposed to have resolved that problem in the wake of the Series 6000 debacle of 2005.

posted by kamus at 06:20AM UTC on February 17, 2007

Meh.

posted by middleclasstool at 07:51AM UTC on February 17, 2007

Rats!

posted by Koko at 05:01PM UTC on February 17, 2007

Rent this. It's scary.

posted by Lara at 06:40PM UTC on February 17, 2007

lmao

posted by Wedge at 06:43PM UTC on February 17, 2007

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF GODDAMN SHEEP.

Is it time to mention Bush yet?

posted by BlueHorse at 04:14PM UTC on February 18, 2007

better wait for pete.

posted by kamus at 07:17AM UTC on February 19, 2007

Hm? Oh! Yes! @#%! Bush! Damn right!

Thanks GramMa, I got distracted watching that ad on TV with the slinky wimmen all rollin around in they underwear.

posted by petebest at 07:55PM UTC on February 19, 2007

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