Fetid Farmer Forcibly Freshened.
Kenyan John Kasokong had not bathed for a decade. His stench so overpoweringly toxic, villagers took violent action with soap and a rope. Quonsar is next. Millions rejoice.
His stench so overwhelming
It made my eybrows twirl
His body odor swelling
It made the cowherds hurl,
His sweat it burned the building
Like caustic acids curl
And so we had to hurl him
Into the maytag swirl...
i'll have you know i've just finished my weekly shower. have you ever seen a shower drain actually recoil in horror?
As a computer software developer code monkey, I have worked with some extremely pungent individuals. Eye-wateringly, nose-hair-singeingly pungent individuals. With a single exception, they were all male, and all single.
My ghod, man, there are laws against drain abuse, you kjnow!!!! Ljutefisk!
When I was a teenager I went to a summer language camp. One of the kids attending, a pudgy 13-year-old boy who put chocolate milk on his sugared breakfast cereal, refused to bathe for almost two weeks. Finally his roommates and a few other guys tossed him in the shower, clothes and everything. I felt a little sorry for the poor kid, but the stench was so...STENCHY. He's probably in therapy to this day. Or maybe Goetter worked with him.
on a combined family summer vacation (that is, my family plus my friend's family), my friend's little brother showered but refused to change his clothes - so the shower pretty much went for nothing. it got so bad that we finally held him down and forcibly removed his shirt. we hid it. he went shirtless until he found it again, at which time he put it back on.
ten or so years later i finally confessed to him that my younger brother had urinated on the shirt, to make sure he wouldn't keep wearing it... apparently up until that point he hadn't realized anyone had peed on it. which was pretty funny to me - it smelled so bad that adding urine didn't make a difference....
Hey Goetter, that single exception to the all-male group...I think she might have been my first roommate freshman year in college. You would never think that a tiny little thing of a girl could put out such a stink. I lasted one week.
Later I found out the seniors in my house had a pool, betting on how long I'd last...
computer software developercode monkey, I have worked with some extremely pungent individuals. Eye-wateringly, nose-hair-singeingly pungent individuals. With a single exception, they were all male, and all single.