January 19, 2007

Now a Word From Our Scumbag Sponsor
posted by Argh 17 years ago
  • WHY OH WHY OH WHY DOES NETFLIX NOT CARRY "I DISMEMBER MAMA"?!?!?
  • Nurses for sale or rent. Wombs to let, fifty cents.
  • The sprawling plantations with their white columns... the men and women with their mint juleps... you've seen it all. But until now, you haven't seen the truth about the old South! Dino de Laurentis presents: ** MONKEYFILTER ** ['jungle' style steel drums] Expect the savage, the sensual, the shameful... expect the truth! Now you are ready for MONKEYFILTER. [swinging hip vibe] MONKEYFILTER, a Paramount release in Technicolor, Rated R. Under 17 not admitted without parent.
  • I am also completely digging the (complete!) trailer rip of The Astro-Zombies [mp3] (starring John Carradine. Who knew?). From The House of 100 Radio Spots!!!, buried in a sublink.
  • AAAH HELL MY EYES (please warn us regarding scary backgrounds, I nearly had a seizure there)
  • Especially after you so considerately warned us about the live frogs.
  • Just listened to some of the ones at skinnyrobbie's blog. I loved the rating for Dr. Black and Mr. Hyde: "Under 17 not admitted without parent. So bring your Momma; she'll like it, too!" And Teenage Psycho Meets Bloody Mary: "Filmed in sensational Bloodyvision!" You've really made my week, Argh.