January 17, 2007
Wingsuits Gorilla-Worx your WINGSUIT skydiving source as an authorized dealer of Birdman,Phoenix-Fly,Morpheus Technologies and soon to be released VULCAN.
Vic Jennings,Vice President of Gorilla-Worx, has announced that a new line exclusive to Gorilla-Worx will debut at SkyDive Spaceland, Houston,TX. Visit Gorilla-Worx web site at http://www.gorilla-worx.com and watch for the formal announcement and press release.
There are presently some great skydive videos on the Gorilla-Worx site of both Birdman and Phoenix-Fly wingsuits.
Poster's email address: scjennnings@prodigy.net
Whois for Gorilla-Worx:
Domain Name.......... gorilla-worx.com
Organisation Name.... Shirley C Jennings
Coincidence? YOU be the judge.
I had some Vegemite on a baguette earlier. Found a "British food" shop in Lille that sells Vegemite, would you believe.
Gosh-dang-it, this thread needs gifs, plenty of them. Chy, come home!!!!
I had my usual workday brekkie -- Tylenol and a swig of Coke.
Mom doesn't let me do that when I'm at home.
Gosh-dang-it, this thread needs gifs, plenty of them. Chy, come home!!!!
Like a skydiving Hitler?
That would do.
I'm having a toasted bagel with peanut butter.
I am having crumpets and owl semen.
Ah.
Just coffee for me. However, when I was washing the parrot's food bowls, I spilled a lot of water on my pants.
Sure, blame it on the parrots, pantswetter.
So this new crane outside my window -- they're not using it yet, but it's parked with its arm facing into the wind, judging by the little flags they set up on it.
Is that a precautionary thing, to lessen wind resistance when they're not using it? And if so, wouldn't it make more sense to park it with the short, counterweight arm facing into the wind rather than the loadbearing arm?
Anybody know?
(The short arm into the wind, to make the long arm into a sort of weathervane, I mean.)
I don't know, but I love it when they put a Christmas tree way out on the end of a crane. How do they get it up there? Do they use another crane?
Vegemite?
You can't pin that on us.
So check out this big crux:
"galaxy" comes from a greek phrase meaning "milky circle". (Oh fine go see)
So "galactic" and "lactate" share the same root word, eh?
Heh.
boffo gifs, ticky!
Chyresque, really.
*snif*
Ooh, pete, I love shit like that. Talk dirty linguistics to me.
I made the Popechute one meself, and it shows. Ah, rusticity. Please to admire golden crucifix atop parachute.
Don't forget "prophylactic", petes. From the Greek "prophy" meaning "hinder".
Excuse me, pharmacist, where do you keep the hindermilks?
p.s. les gifs sont magnifique! mwah!
It's the Hinder Surprises that you have to watch out for.
I just ate two slices of toast with blackberry jam, and am currently drinking coffee. It's 7:38am so I'm actually ahead of schedule this morning. This college thing is going to kick my ass.
Oh, and the reason this post is still on the front page despite being eeked is because we bought a new laptop and not all the appropriate software is set up yet.
Okay, fixed now.
poop.
Pope's poop.
For lunch?
with a side of cardinal fries.
I don't eat papal. I won't eat papal. Eating papal is wrong.
Soylent green is papal!
goetter FTW
Gorilla Worx is based out of Vidor, TX. This probably doesn't mean much to anyone outside of Texas, but know this: suits to make gorillas fly or whatever the hell they're on about, are not the only thing Vidor is famous for.
Silent scream is PayPal!
I only hope they gang bang this groupie...and by they I mean...ummmm
I had a pastrami sandwich for lunch.
I don't know why I keep going to cnn.com for news, but I do. I am constantly annoyed at how entertainment based their news is. Would it kill them to just keep the entertainment stories in the entertainment section? Does Lindsay Lohan need to be listed in the front page headlines? Can't they start a new section called "sensational stories" or something and put all of the goofy or latest Dateline scare stories (missing white girl, shark attacks, etc.) there? They have two or three of those up there at almost all times. Sadly, I have learned to sort of ignore it. My outrage has subsided a bit.
But my outrage is in full bloom right now. Go to cnn.com and take a look. One of their main stories right now is that there is a video of two girls fighting in school and it has been posted to YouTube. Are you serious? Do we still think that the way to curtail behavior we don't approve of is to make the people famous? We would bitch if someone made it an fpp here. Now it is an fpp at cnn.com.
Pardon me while I rummage through my drawers for a cyanide capsule.
Your struggling against the constant state of outrage and titillation is futile, media consumer.
Perhaps a soothing medicine could be purchased for your needs? Click here to find out how!
I clicked there, but nothing happened. What do I do? Where can I get this soothing medicine? Are there any symptoms I can tell my doctor I have to help it get prescribed for me?
My roof is leaking. I feel very Dickensian. Gruel, anyone?
You want mooooore?!?
Yeah, no, not really. Gruel's pretty disgusting, turns out.
Gruel.
Hello, squire? Got any gruel?
They're reinstalling the permanent crane. I have no idea what's going on...
I'd hate to be one of the guys working up there today. Wind chill must be incredible.
Gruel can actually be quite tasty. As far back as Medieval times, they were making sweet variations. A dish called Gruya (or Gruyau) was basically gruel -- barley boiled in almond milk.
Huh. Didn't know that.
That guy in the office - you know, the suit - who was staring at us all last week? He's still staring at us. I wonder why? Does my ass look fat in these coveralls?
- Crane Operator #5
Maybe your office is located next to a crane operator's training school.
Huh. Didn't know that.
Didn't know that Medieval Times served gruel, either.
...a crane operator's training school.
'Ats what I call higher education!
Enh? ENH?
*drops load*
Isn't there another thread where Louie can talk about those confusing erections?!
*high-fives kit, misses*
I just wanna point out the fact that a video of girls fighting has caused bernockle to start rummaging in his drawers.
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