March 08, 2004
Poems made from spam Poems constructed from the subject lines of spam. I'm sure I could knock out a couple of these if only I hadn't cleared out my inbox half an hour ago...
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Horny young teens
Horny young teens
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A similar thread from earlier this year. I think petebest should submit his.
And that dog sure is scary looking.
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That dog reminds me of Catscan.com. What is it, mashed up against a sheet of glass?
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keep it discreet
You've waited long enough:
Our church will ordain anyone who asks,
"HEY! I'M ABOUT TO GET ON CAM!!"
The lowest just got lower.
Poem made from real Bush quotes, arranged by Richard Thompson at the Washington Post:
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
These are great. Forget the whole beating plowshares into swords. Poetry from spam is where it's at.
Finally something useful from spam!
Also useful is Spam Glam [via Waxy.org]... images from spam that can be used a la clip art to decorate your website.
Cool poetry monkeys. Here's a banana.
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