March 08, 2004
Comedy writer David Feldman is running for president. "I am a Patriot who believes you should never burn the American flag. Because I'm an environmentalist I recommend boiling the American flag. Although I have no military experience in the traditional sense, once while standing over a urinal in Spain I drowned a grasshopper with nothing but my stream." His other columns are worth checking out, too.
I thought he was dead.
No, you're thinking Corey Feldman.
Of course!
(smacks head)
Corey Feldman isn't dead! Unless this just happened?!
Very funny post, though, thanks.
Maybe y'all are thinking of Marty Feldman.
I'd vote for Michael Feldman myself.
More of a Victor Feldman type, me.
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