December 12, 2006
Attack of the Robot Lobsters also related - How to survive a robot uprising
"Your pathetic human hands are useless here."
We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a bionic lobster
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a bionic lobster
etc.
I was buying a pack of smokes
I wanted 20 Rothmans
I unwrapped the pack
There wasn't a ciggie
It was a bionic lobster
I was drinking a bottle of gin
I poured the tonic,
Added dash of bitters
Took a swig
It was a bionic lobster
I was having brain surgery
Had my craniotomy
They opened the skull
It wasn't a brain
It was a bionic lobster
I was in the bath
Washing my harbl
Giving a big scrub
But it wasn't my harbl
It was a bionic lobster
She's boiling up, she's boiling up . . .
duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuhhh
Oh God! Kill them! Kill them now!
YOU CANNOT STOP US!
Aiigh! Draw the butter! Draw the butter!!
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