December 07, 2006
Turgid terror at the terminal.
Fetid Flatulence In Flight
Thick Air Results in Forced Landing
Frenzied Aviation Reaction To Smells.
Flying Lady's Ass Transmits Ugly Stench.
The Fartwhisperer, topsecret ploy revealed....by matches.
Fucking assholes, read the screed.
Strong wind downs plane
Fumes Abort Runway Touchdown (Silently-but-deadlyly)
Flatulent Anus Reveals Terror Silliness.
Fetid farts - foundation for failure of flight!
'twas not the farts but the matches that grounded that plane.
Who knew? You can take up to 8 books of matches with you, according to this.
That was no fart, is was an assplosion.
They call the wind 'Mariah'.
Cellmate's flatulence triggered Nebraska jailhouse brawl.
Looking at the guy, I'll bet his Cologne du Colon smells fabulous.
... a Christmas treat of brussels sprouts
Only in the UK could brussels sprouts be regarded as any sort of treat.
What heresy is this bees! The highlight of my Crimble dinner was Brussels and chestnuts. Though I do confess to incurable Englishness.
Welcome back, sir
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