October 24, 2006
Son of Weird Animal News!
We lead with a Snoring Horse that has a life-saving operation on its hooter. Elsewhere, a duck kills a giant Pike but does not live to quack.
And that's not all!
In the monkey world, gangs of Purple-Assed Baboons are harrassing humans in South Africa.
Insects in sex: Eggheads claim that the horniest male beetles have the tiniest testicles.
Finally, in Norway, there is an exhibition on homosexuality in animals, featuring faggoty fowl & fruity fish. Apparently, homosexuality has been observed among 1,500 species, & in 500 of those it is well documented. If God hates Homos, why does he make so many Queer Creatures? Well, he's just a bastard.
Until next time! /salute
*claps*
wow. pike are nasty fish. or proto-fish.
Err - wot's that at the bottom right of the first pike photo?
It's a boot, fool!
We salute
The brave duck
He killed a pike
He gave a HEY let's all gather 'round for Weird Animal News . . .
And now for something completely quack.
A horse is a horse
That snores, that snores
And no-one can sleep with a horse that snores
Unless the horse in question has a tumor in his head!
Not terribly discriminating, them pike. Even a Budweiser can makes a productive lure .
A lot of pike hate in here. Fish gotta eat.
I find something really fascinating about the baboon link. humans are so (falsely) secure in their place at the top of the primate chain, sure that we are superior and "in control" but those baboons will show us otherwise...
Brilliant poem!
Thanks, washburn!
The pike is large
his jaws are, too.
Fly, silly duck
lest he eat you!
Up comes the fish,
down goes the duck
or drake, who's quite
run out of luck.
The Flowered Duck
O Flowered Duck, you're spotted, but not stained.
Before the stairs each day, you, stately, waddle by.
The plumage of your wings proclaims your independence:
black and white (and nothing in between) too clearly seen.
Don't you know the others are all jealous?
Careful not to startle watching eyes.
You've got your share of rice and millet.
Make up your mind: don't be the first to quack.
-- Tu Fu, translated J.P. Seaton
Dog Helps Searchers Find Owner
His family said that he was doing well, and he was excited to be reunited with his dog.
Good boy!
Chuck Schultz, you say? Shouldn't that be a beagle?
*carries bowl on head, dances to jazz piano*
Antarctic fur seal attempts to mate with King Penguin.
Get this line: But this is thought to be the first recorded example of a mammal trying to have sex with a member of another class of vertebrate, such as a bird, fish, reptile, or amphibian.
Ummm, no.
Dog 'fosters' kittens.
A Golden Retriever in Cheshire has 'fostered' six stray kittens after recently giving birth to the same number of puppies.
(warnings: embedded video, embedded squee)
Puptens!
That mama dog looks pretty pleased with herself. And rightly so.
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