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March 04, 2004

Hot Rod Condoms -- "the world's fastest condom!" Goes on in 3 seconds or less, courtesy of the Patented Speedstrip Applicator! Vvvrroooom! (SFW) And don't miss the T-shirts!

posted by SideDish at 05:05PM UTC [trackback] (9 comments total)

So as not to uh kill the mood???

posted by squeak at 08:49PM UTC on March 04, 2004

"Once you've mastered the Speedstrip applicator..."

hmmmm, do I sense a new competitive sport?

posted by CellarFloor at 09:01PM UTC on March 04, 2004

well CellarFloor Reminds me of the Trojan Olympics I once saw a link to. (sorry I am at work and can't risk searching for the link)

posted by squeak at 09:09PM UTC on March 04, 2004

Found it : http://www.trojangames.co.uk/

Hilarious and most definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK.Thanks squeak.

posted by CellarFloor at 09:18PM UTC on March 04, 2004

Oh great, my single life is just about over and someone comes up with this.

posted by kuujjuarapik at 09:42PM UTC on March 04, 2004

This product needs a celebrity endorsement from Rubberburner. /old skool

posted by goetter at 09:52PM UTC on March 04, 2004

Careful not to put it on the wrong way round or you'll get a shocking rope burn.

posted by Nostrildamus at 11:29PM UTC on March 04, 2004

Now why didn't _I_ think of that?

posted by forksclovetofu at 03:34AM UTC on March 05, 2004

Thanks for the reminder, goetter. The burner is a dead-set ledge.

posted by Wolof at 08:32AM UTC on March 05, 2004

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