October 20, 2006
The Sloan Flushometer Urinals wouldn't be what they are today were it not for the innovation of William Elvis Sloan (1867-1961), inventer of the Sloan Valve Company Royal Flushometer. This amazing feat of urinal engineering prevents the need to use unsightly toilet tanks and delivers a precise and reliable amount of water every flush. Every time you flush a urinal think highly of Sloan! Uh, not that one.
Flings poo and runs indeed; this is all your fault, Monkeyflinger!
OK, I like a good toilet as much as the next guy, but WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE? Did I miss the fucking memo here?
sheesh...
Ya, I've been enjoying today!
/dodges poo, thinks of Sloan, runs.
As I stand in the bog, alone,
I thank the clever Mr. Sloan.
He made a valve one sunny day,
That carries all my pee away.
Guys, this is no way to make up for failing to properly observe Urine Day last June.
Maitre D': You're Abe Froman?
Ferris: That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
Maitre D': The Sausage King of Chicago?
Ferris: [caught off-guard] ... Uh yeah, that's me.
Maitre D': Look, I'm very busy. Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse?
Ferris: Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am?
Maitre D': I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.
Ferris: Snooty?
Maitre D': Snotty.
Ferris: Snotty?
I go away for just 2 days, 2 days! And when I get back, what do I find?
Monkeyfilter has gone down the toilet.
wakka wakka wakka okay so it's not very funny or original
You're just
(wait, this is going to be funny)
TAKING
THE
PISS!!!
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