October 15, 2006
*awed*
That's pie-eatin' crazy, that is.
*names Nick's pie McCartney©®@²TM and sells its likeness on eBay*
Would the ex-McCartney pantihose only have one legging?
o baby why
can't
a pantihose
pant?
dunno why
ain't no pantihose
baked in this pie
wormy shoeleather
when my gal and I
ain't so clever
we just keep on walkin'
talkin'
all the time
moneypie
you're drivin' me
crazee ...!
Fuckin' sell out. What does Paul stand for? Nothing.
Malybe I should change my name to ALT+0174.
He's only doing this NOW? Wow, that guy is slower than I thought.
By the way TUM, I like your new name. Very, uhm, Prince-like.
Fuckin' sell out. What does Paul stand for? Nothing.
Ouch. Well-deserved even, but ouch.
"I always wanted to be in a Rock 'n Roll brand"
--Gene Simmons
Macca defends himself against claims of abuse, says Heather doesn't have a leg to stand on.
OK, that was cruel. But you laughed, right?
Not even a little bit? On the inside?
Sure, sure.
Ugh.
You've got your relationship leakage in my All-You-Need-Is-Love brand Weltanschauung.
> I should change my name to ALT+0174.
reg?
from the captain's link:
Meanwhile, federal fisheries minister Loyola Hearn is taking some credit for helping McCartney see the true colours of his now estranged wife.
fucking politicians. it's always about them.
That Heather Mills. Wow! What a piece of work. Crazier than a bag of cut snakes.
By which I mean, McCartney's a dick who hasn't written a decent song in 30 years, but even he doesn't deserve that woman.
Allright, since no-one else is mentioning it --
Bedpan? Antique bedpan?
Being richer than God, doesn't Macca have various butlers/manservants/ladies-in-waiting that can heft Heather to the loo, instead of fouling up the Royal Bedchamber?
What a crock of shit.
well played, Louis.
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