October 06, 2006
My hands are bananas. Keep the monkeys away from my hands!
discuss. . .
Yes. I am Google. I will pay $1.5 billion for this.
fuck
That was very cool. Knowing it was made in Helena Montana adds a great deal.
I saw this the other day. I want my 2:36 back.
This guy's hands are bananas. Apparently.
I suppose it's better than being, say, kiwi fruit, as bananas are probably a reasonable simulacrum of normal human digits.
Also, he looks somewhat like a young Mick Jagger. I blame the hair.
oh my.
But he never explains why his hands are rotting bananas.
I might be a Milky Pirate for halloween...
Perhaps, Lara, he has banana leprosy?
banarosy?
Is there a flesh-eating bacteria variant for bananas?
Wait. There is. It's called YOUR MOM.
Well, not your mom, per se, but probably someone else's mom.
Monkeyfilter: a flesh-eating bacteria variant for bananas.
Dan was a man with a can in his van,
And the can in his van held bananas.
He ate the bananas
And threw out the can,
Then a man with a van is what Dan was.
Dan was a man who had jam on his hands;
He wore jam on his hands and pajamas.
He took off the jammies,
And washed off the jam,
Then a man in his tan is what Dan was.
Dan was a man who had sand in his pants;
He had sand in his pants and bandanna.
He took off the pants
In a handy cabana,
Then a man wearing sand and a sandy bandanna,
Who ran to his van is what Dan was.
I, too, was wondering about the choice of rotten bananas-- and then I had a blinding bolt of realization! This video is actually a trenchant comment on the banana blight! Thank you, fooliosis, for bringing such an important issue back into the public eye.
Banana hands should wear rings. Lots of rings.
Music, maestro, please!
I would have tied
my bandana
if my hands were
less banana.
Discuss?
Yes, I'm discussded.
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