September 04, 2006
Pics and descriptions of the World's greatest SuperDuper Heros Superheroes from around the world. Down with Spidey, up with Super Lopez!
Doesn't look like it's been updated for a while, missing a lot from these guys:
AK Comics
Jademan
or Virgin's line of Eastern inspired heros...which in my opinion have sucked so far, but I'm all kinds of excited for John Woo and Garth Ennis Seven Borthers
But I forgot to say that it's still pretty damn thorough.
Oz Avenger
Real Name: Unknown
Identity/Class: Unknown
Occupation: Unknown
Affiliations: Unknown
Enemies: Unknown
Known Relatives: None
Aliases: Unknown
Base of Operations: Australia
First Appearance: Oz Avenger #1 (Kennedy Comics, 1998)
Powers/Abilities: Unknown
History: Unknown
Comments: Written and drawn by Frank Kennedy.
If anyone out there can fill in some of the blanks on this guy, it would be much appreciated.
Quidnunc Kid
Real Name: don't ask
Identity/Class: user
Occupation: Unknown, but knee pads are worn out
Affiliations: Berek
Enemies: Wolof, Daisy_May
Known Relatives: Dick Cheney
Aliases: Rumsfeld
Base of Operations: Australia
First Appearance: November 27, 2003
Powers/Abilities: incredible ability to spin shit
History: November 27, 2003
Comments: much more palatable after a goon or so of D'Arenberg
Dr Wolof
Real Name: Baron Otto Von Wolfenstein
Identity/Class: Abuser
Occupation: Mad scientist and watercolour artiste.
Affiliations: Commonwealth Club, Reform Club.
Enemies: The innocent, puppies, kittens, people who take too long at the ATM.
Known Relatives: The Baroness Foxxxy (wife)
Aliases: Wolfor the Munificent, Bad Wolf, Wolly.
Base of Operations: Mailbag 31, Fortress of Solitude, Adelaide, South Australia.
First Appearance: November 18, 2003
Powers/Abilities: Brevity.
History:
1957 - Born in Munich, Germany.
1977 - BSc (Evil) (1st class), Freie Universität, Berlin
1983 - PhD (Evil) M.I.T
1985-2002 - Various evil activities, too horrible to contemplate and too numerous to list.
2003 - Prepares giant snark ray and holds small websites captive. Is periodically satiated only by human sacrifices, snackfoods.
Comments: 5597 - each more rib-tickling than the last.
You forgot about the whoring....
Gomichild
Real Name: Gomi Gomisdottir.
Identity/Class: Gaijin.
Occupation: Schoolgirl superheroine.
Affiliations: Japanese Chamber of Commerce and Industry.
Enemies: DragonBollock X, Chikan.
Known Relatives: Sailor Moon, Sailor Venus, Dwarf Sailor Pluto.
Aliases: Sailor 2003 UB313.
Base of Operations: C/o Sony Corp, 6-7-35 Kitashinagawa, Shinagawa-ku, Tokyo 141-0001, Japan.
First Appearance: August 9, 2004
Powers/Abilities: weilds giant laser ramen noodle, unbearable cuteness.
History: Born in Iceland, the infant Gomichild was kidnapped by insane Japanese scientist Professor Tokidoki, who raised her in a uranium centrifuge for 14 years. She emerged with amazing superpowers, a love of ramen noodles and a cute dress. She now fights crime, hunger.
Comments: 813 - each more "kawaii" than the last.
You forgot the boots.
The glorious, glorious boots.
As Docs, weren't we calling them "Das Boots"?
*snorts*
kawaii!!!
*coughcough* That's a...um... boy monkey, Chy....
Capt. America booked
"Because there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at this time, all Captain Americas were asked to go outside for a possible identification," notes the report.
Four Superheroes' Real-Life Secret identities Unmasked
It's funny 'cause it's true.
Spider-Man for President!
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