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August 28, 2006

Walkenclips, for when you just need the wise words of the man who asked for more cowbell.

Love that Weapon of Choice vid. Walken is the man.

This reminds me. I need The Prophecy on dvd. Real bad.

He also dances in 'Fragments of a Hologram Rose', a film based on a William Gibson story. That scene is one of the two things that saves the movie.

Go here.

Download "The Raven."

Thank me later.

Ice cream headache!

Walken is phenomenal.

And the man can dance.

Nifty, Thank you

Thanks DiMMN and TP; that recording of The Raven is the one that's on my Poe CD compilation (which is currently packed in a box, or I'd tell you the actual title). "Quoth, the rayven .... nevah moah."


It also features Iggy Pop reading The Telltale Heart. <Iggy>IT IS THE BEATING OF THE HIDEOUS HEARRTT!!!</Iggy>

Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist,I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.

Walkenclips would be a good name for a chain of barbershops. You'd get your hair cut (and, for an extra ten bucks, the scariest straight-razor shave ever) by a certified Christopher Walken impersonator.

I could make millions with this idea.

And he's got a thousand more just as good!

Millions? Dunno. You'd get to be a hundredaire, maybe.

Furthermore, Walken has the very best and latest in helmet hair.

How can you not want to look this cool?

ELVIS LIVES!!

Did you know that "Elvis" and "lives" are anagrams of each other?

Now, I don't know Kabbalah or nuthin', but I'd say this letter mixture is pretty compelling evidence that Elvis is indeed alive.

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