August 01, 2006

• This. is. genius.
• Get.thefuck.out.
• DOUBLE! In less than a week too! =P
• Needs bacon. I would get soooooo meat-drunk on that...
• Crap, sorry un- and VoL...eeek it if you must.
• Doesn't really count as a double, does it, if the previous reference wasn't a FPP?
• *consults the Monkeyvanistad, Book of Post, verses 4-11* And yea tho links be posted in-thread, should a monkey FPP said links, they shalt not be doubles. And there was much rejoicing
• That fellow used instant mashed potato. Because he couldn't afford a potato ricer. What, you can't mash potatoes without a special gadget? Heavens.
• The lumps, my friend. Do not forget about the lumps.
• UM, does it count as a double if it was previously posted in a thread and not as a FPP?
• That's it, I'm outta here.
• A cake mixer works great on mashed potatoes. Gets those lumps right out. And for you low-carb types, steamed and blended cauliflower is a great mashed potato substitute (especially when you add sour cream and butter).
• Wait, this doesn't count as a double, does it?
• The only decent ingredient he used was the worschestishishershirershhss sauce. <1> cheap ground round - check <2> generic instant potatoes - check <3> generic "organic" ketchup(!?!?) - uh check I think it was a double and he should be made to eat a piece of that abomination.
• The execution may be a bit flawed but the concept is valid. With proper culinary technique, a perfect meatcake could be constructed.
• Two words: mad cow.
• glamma, he did eat some, he said it was delicious. Obviously he (or she) is completely insane. Oh. you mean grover, don't you? Also, not a double if it wasn't a front-page post. A few FPPs have been comments before.
• A coworker of mine has been making these for years. But I'm a vegetarian, so I've never eaten any. Isn't this a double anyway?
• y'know, it's sort of like an inside-out shepherd's pie, innit? Except for the ketchup I guess.
• Boy, I sure wish someone could explain, preferably via a tongue-in-cheek "quote" from a fictional, bible-like book of MoFi law, weather or not a FPP counts as a double if it was previously posted in a thread. Short of that, I wish several members would just blurt out the rule, or even better, that the moderator would come on into the thread and explain it all for me. Anything so I don't have to RTFM.
• LBRTFD!
• The rule is there is no rule. Except that you're not allowed to talk about it.
• Let's ban Ralph the f...OH MY! The scandal!
• The first rule of MonkeyClub is - you do not talk about MonkeyClub. The second rule of MonkeyClub is - you DO NOT talk about MonkeyClub. Third rule of MonkeyClub, someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at MonkeyClub, you have to fight.
• RTFM? Roll on The F'ing Marine? Run Through Falling Meteorites? Revenge The F'd Mammals?
• Fight Club is the single greatest film ever.
• Okay, B****. I do not post to you, I do not reply to you, as I deny that you exist. This is my coping technique. I do it for me. RTFM. Anyone with 5 minutes of online time in the past 20 years knows that. I provide it as a public service. But not to those who do not exist. Not to you.
• *grabs the best stripey deck chair*
• You know, there's been a fair bit of crankiness at MoFi in recent days - I know that I'm guilty of some unnecessary jabs and on-egging lately, for which I apologize. But it seems to have been a trend - is the war? The northern hemisphere heat? The lack of gentle souls like bees and Chy? Wot?
• Read The F**king Manual D'oh! I knew that! I just had a brain fart, is all.
• I am sorry but looking over the post, a rather light hearted whatever post, my comment may have been interpreted as cranky, but it was not intended to be so. I personally didn't think anyone needed to RTFM. I could really give a crap if it's a double, I just want to force someone to eat that carcass cake, putrid pastry, carnivores confection. I always thought that in sites like these the manual was a guideline not a rule book. But I am just a "Newb," haven't earned my monkey cred yet, still like have to bow to the 3lee7 M0n#3e5 othoritay.
• I have found monkey precedence that shows that this does not count as a double post. I will be submitting my bill for legal research to the Monkey Defense League in the morning.
• Just to belabour the oblivious, STFU can also be a useful acronym. /cranky
• But I am just a "Newb," haven't earned my monkey cred yet, How do you earn your monkey cred? Do you have to kill someone? Cause I would do that. I would totally kill someone for monkey cred. As long it wasn't someone very tough, or who could see me coming, or who could fight back, yeah, then I'd totally kill someone.
• Double!! blows monkey cred
• *squeegees monkey crud*
• *totally changes nickname to "monkey cred" just for this thread*
• But since the topic has come up, for the benefit of those n00bz among us, may I humbly suggest that "lurking" is an extremely underrated endeavor. Just "listen" for awhile. ("Awhile" in this case meaning longer) Shhhhhh.
• Or just jump right in and make fun of pete_best. Either way is cool.
• *snif* . . you heartless swine! And I let you post in my Oscar Wilde thread!
• MonkeyFilter: Do not forget about the lumps. Lumps is called country style. MonkeyFilter: RTFMM--Read the F**king Monkey Manual I CALL DOUBLE POST! oh, wait...
• Quid, no making fun of other Monkeys. Now go say you're sorry. *gives Quid a hard push in Pete's direction
• no making fun of other Monkeys What manual have you been reading??? *loves pete, bluehorse, de-lurkers*
• Eww . . hey I just washed that!!
• Did you hear about the polish poster? His submarine had a screen door! Oh yeah, and he posted in the wrong thread.
• Ha ha! LBB.
• Seconded.
• Monkeyfilter: I let you post in my Oscar Wilde thread
• /gag reflex