July 31, 2006
Curious George and his Fantasy Football. Sister Renault has to join the office fantasy football league. She needs a name for her team. I told her we could help.
(And since she lives here, it's soccer-football, not football-football.)
Suggestions already passed on:
Red Star Westminster / Red Star Kingsgate
Marquis de Sod (shamelessly stolen from MCT's kickball link.)
West Spam
The Gang Green
De grass, see?
Obviously, we can do better, once we start goading each other. Thanks in advance!
My Brother Is Teh Gay First XI
*sigh*
*does cheeky scamp dance*
The Green Gay Packers.
Fantasy Football Is Better Than Work (Is It Lunchtime Yet?) United
The Half-Time Pies FC
Nickdanger and the Nickdanger's Awesomes
Why would someone have to join a fantasy football league?
The Phantastic Phwoarrr!
Westminster Badgers Badgers Badgers
Realistic and Attainable Goals
Why would someone have to join a fantasy football league?
I think it's a "show you're a team player" thing, that as the n00b, she's more or less obliged to go in for.
The I'mATeamPlayerYouCondescendingJerks
I Love Fantasy Accounting
If I Show I'm a Team Player by Joining your Masculine Game Will You Show You Are A Team Player By Joining A Feminine Game?
The I in Team
I'm Going To Loose Because I Don't Care
Take This Job and Shove It.
I'm such a corrupting influence.
hee hee!
The Phallic Cymbals
Think of the great logo design possibilities!
Je ne pas comprends, mais:
No Shot Sherlocks
Ball Brawling Beauties
The Maple Leafs
I dunno, that last one just sounded nice.
Grimsby Peach Kings
Beavis & HeadButts
The SoccerMoms
The EstroGentiles
DameYankees
The FallopianRubes
The ShittyFPP's
Goal on a Pole!
Monkeynut Athletic
Blazing Medusaritas
The Westmonsters
Michael Bollock
Nein XI
Sam Allardyce's Flying Wahoongas
Pointless Office Team-Bonding United
Workers United
Dyslexia Untied
You're On The Queen's Birthday Honours List (You Knighted)
Tits McGee
There was a local trivia team with a guy named Sal. The team named itself "Sal Queda." Catchy.
So if there's a bit of wordplay on her own name, maybe you could go that route.
Is there something office-related she could use? Like "Yellow Card Journalists" - you know, if she writes for a living.
> You're On The Queen's Birthday Honours List (You Knighted)
very good!
could be:
You've *Loaned* Money to the Labour Party (You Knighted)
there's No I In Team, But There Is A U In Cunt
So if there's a bit of wordplay on her own name, maybe you could go that route.
In what will surely become a massive derail to the thread, her name rhymes with a female body part, so no, that won't be happening. Grade school was bad enough...
her name rhymes with a female body part
Madame Bovary?
Beau Gest?
Mulva?
Alotta Fagina?
Mulva?
Ok, two Seinfeld fans here, one faster than me.
Strap-on Mildo?
kitty?
Roryk's the warmest. Right part, wrong name.
And can we please get back to the topic at hand, rather than discussing my sister's womanly bits?
Fanks.
FANNY!!!!
James Blunt?
(come to think of it, Renault sort of rhymes with dildo. Talk about a thread-derailer...)
Juicy Lucy?
Tex Thromosome?
Strap-on Mildo?
My Internet laugh of the day. Gracias!
I'm more popular than Kitfisto!
*dances*
*says "nyah, nyah"*
Hairy Mary?
Ralphy, don't you know everybody gets a go at being popular. Mine'll come around again in about 5526 days.
Enjoy!
KITTY!!! FANNY!!!! THOSE ARE THE FUNNIEST THINGS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!1!
Team names based on soccer positions?
Pay It Forward
Stopper Light
Chimney Sweepers
etc.
I was thinking "Defenders without Faith"
Baby Got Fullback
K. FC
At law school, we had a 'Manslaughter United', but that doesn't really apply here.
The traditional weak joke in these circumstances is "Norfolk Enchance". Renault Rovers is too obvious, Dynamault Renault is too laboured, Gala Fairydean is a real Scots Junior side, I'm struggling here...AFK Zizou Stitchthat?
Flitterous? Sabea? Lotte? Gunte? Wuzzinbutchet?
Butt' it like Zidane
Manchester Vagina.
Oh, wait, we're back on topic here.
The Goalkeeper's Fear of the Penalty
Faux-shun's Eleven
regina renault?
Lina, if you must know. Thank Mothra I never sent her a link of this thread, as was the plan...
Ah, but don't we know where she works? Mwa-ha-ha!
Someday I hope you'll have a thread about something else besides sockey.
I never even know if you're, rousting the passerby or playing down a bundt or anything.
TPS Sport
Team names:
Lina-backers
Caro-Lina Panthers
Detroit Linas
Lina in the sand
Thin Red Lina
and of course....
The Lina Vaginas
Sister Renault has to join the office fantasy football league.
Does she have to grow a fantasy beer belly?
The Red Staplers
The Michael Boltons
The Shady Ladies
Camus' Gloves
Nein XI
This has my vote.
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