July 09, 2006
Nutjob sues Nike and Michael Jordan because he looks like Michael Jordan.
*shakes head, goes off to make dinner*
Idiocy used to get 15 minutes of fame. Attention whore.
Does this mean I can sue JK Rowling and Harry Potter?
Am I the only one who notices that this feller doesn't particularly look like Mr. Jordan?
I want to sue people for being stupid.
Hang on. He shaves his head and wears an earring, which both make him look more like Jordan, and plays basketball, and he's complaining that he looks like Jordan?
I think this is where the phrase "attention whore" comes in handy.
Following his reasoning, he shouldn't be suing Jordan. He should be suing goatse, because he looks like a giant gaping asshole to me.
I'm suing me, for looking like me. It's making life hell.
And then I'm suing Johnny Depp for looking nothing like me. Handsome BASTARD!!!!
Hey! If you sue Johnny maybe he'll go broke and have to "hire himself out," if you know what I mean! SUE! SUE! SUE!
And who's this Susan when she's at home?
I once ran into a blubbering drunk (in Wilmington, NC of all places - Jordan's hometown) who was running through the street yelling, "I'm Michael Jordon!!" Sure enough, the big fat white dude coughed up his driver's license - his name was Michael Jordon.
Zod would never put up with this foolishness.
"Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said.
*gives him the tracicle look*
"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."
Huh? Twat.
Oh, if I could not be like Mike.
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