June 26, 2006
Comic-Covers.Com - over 11,000 high-quality comic book cover scans. I know about the whole self-linking thing, but I rarely post here, so what the hey. There really are over 11,000 comic book cover scans on the site, all free and without watermarks. I've just added an RSS feed if you want to be notified on updates. Thanks for the support.
You, sir, are worse than Hitler.
and his doppelganger cats!
Savage
I think I owned most of those at one point in time or another. They were the full sized (8 1/2x11?)black and white comics. Sometimes you saw side-boob.
You're a dirty bastard for linking to a cool site that I will never be able to visit because of your stinking self-link.
Good riddance, you twat.
Oh, heinlein99, you are so wonderfully devoid of the ravages of intelligence ...
And quit trying to drive traffic to your site for your ads. Most people have enough sense to block them.
There is actually a thread for self-linking.
You mighta thought of that.
Isn't the whole point to post intelligent and witty comments in threads so that people will look at our profiles where we link to our personal stuff and clicky on it there....
Damn you nunia for being clevererer than me!
I HAVE BEEN DAMNED!
But I already have a handbasket and my tickets, so whatevah.
Anytime ya gotta put a "but" in the FPP, there is a problem. We do allow "butt", but only if it links to a good image.
The new Self-linkers Handbook apparently tells 'em to sign up and lie low for 1-2 months, and then do this.
Those who arrive and immmediately self-link are a dwindling breed.
I know about the whole self-linking thing, but I rarely post here, so what the hey.
Coolest FPP ever. "Hey, I heard about your 'rules', but you know what? Fuck you, here's my site, and it's fucking BODACIOUS. P.s. - fuck your rules."
Now let's get all worked up about it! GRR! We shall not visit your bodacious site! Take that! The integrity of our institution is undiminished!
I loves me some comics, but I'm not going to look at this site.
That'll teach him / her / it!
it doesnt work quite as well on lavender, does it?
Not really, no.
The funny thing is that I just clicked the link in his bio, and it reminded me that when he joined I had a bad feeling about this guy even then. Obviously I should go with my first instinct, except then NONE OF YOU would be allowed to post.
yes, but I believe the funny feeling heinlein99 gave you was distinctly different from that funny feeling in yr pants when the quidnunc kid joined up....
Why do the bloody self-linkers have to use some of my favourite authors as their usernames?? First Tolkien, now Heinlein. If anyone uses Terry Pratchett or Isaac Asimov, I really shall track them down and bludgeon them to death.
Monkeyfilter: that funny feeling in yr pants
Obviously I should go with my first instinct, except then NONE OF YOU would be allowed to post.
*tries to look all sweet and pure*
Hi! I'm BrettEastonEllis2766 and this is my site featuring photos of Sailor Moon toys that have been cummed on!
...
Oh, nice one muteboy - you BROKE tracicle. Now she can only communicate in MORSE CODE, where "..." indicates the letter "s" - "s" for "suppose I should put quidnunc in charge of monkeyfilter and the sticky Japanese schoolgirl outfit for Chy".
Thanks, trace - or as you would put it in your bizarre dot-dash language, "- .... .- -. -.- ...".
Actually, quidnunc, I believe that the second '.' in tracicle's response, although it could certainly be translated as 'to place in charge of', really has overtones of 'mealtime with bears', or perhaps even 'the raining of men', therefore it's rather naive of you, in the extreme I might add, to attempt to shoe horn the particular meaning that you've decided on into the nearly untranslatable traciclean concept that she's expressing. If, and please not that I don't have my dictionary with me, we were to attempt a legitamate translation it might come across as something more like "supposing the putting of the child of quidnunc upon the bear's lunch, bringing the youthful septugenarian to (love) a sailor's underthing." Now, again without dictionary and only relying on my vast encyclopedic knowledge of, well, everything, I believe that this is a fairly common traciclean turn of phrase that can only be interpreted intraculturally. If I recall correctly it is a common cautionary scolding of mother to child, essentially warning against the dangers of playing the lottery, which, at first, appears to offer the ultimate 'money for nothing' scheme, but in reality is nothing more than a tax upon the desperate and stupid.
*applauds*
Well, well, well - if it isn't my old nemesis, Professor Nick L. Danger, come to traduce my dissertations, to inflict his incessant marginalia upon my treatises!
My, what a world we live in, that such spurious "experts" such as the aforementioned YOU are still free to vomit your travesties of interpretation before the unsuspecting minds of the feeble-minded and the ungeometous. How I only wish that the proper authorities had acceded to my recommendations and had you seized, bound and gagged, and dangled from the highest tower of the academy of learning, as a warning to that foul spawn who would follow in your fool’s shoe-steps!
Nay, Professor N – you cannot delude the vast conclave of Monkeyfilter with your babbling half-witteries. "The child of quidnunc", you say? "The bear's lunch," you proclaim? "The youthful septuagenarian," you hypothesize? What banal affronteries to both common sense and advanced learning are these, eh?
No, Nicky D – you have once again only pronounced your foolishness before a whole new generation of readers, eager for truth - such truth that I shall now supply.
Tracicle is – it's obvious! – now reduced to a series of stuttering dots, flying through the ether and obeying quantum principles. Her speed, I grant you, is immense – a goodly fraction of that of light's sweet rays – and hence her mass is on the up, and her length foreshortened. Only those skilled in the ratios and formulae of twelve-dimensional twine-space (such as, it needs not by pointed out, I) are competent to judge her probability vectors - vectors which show a 97% chance of quidnunc transforming himself into pure administrator-waves; and a 78% probability of a build up of moron particles in your vicinity.
Thus, close, I pray, the gaping anus of lies we perceive (dimly, it must be said) as the nearest thing on your face to a "mouth", and prevent the superabundance of morons from annoying all that it right and just.
I remain, sir, your faithful interlocutor,
*applauds again*
As regards my good pal BrettEastonEllis74834923 and his gallery, it's a real site, I'm sorry to say, but I can't access Something Awful from work. Pratchett9857349857349857348957349857 may be able to help find it.
p.s. from the posters profile, "Todd Frye is an unapologetic self-lining poopyhead".
Well, being unapologetic means never having to say you're sorry.
You are an educated singularity idiot who
can stupidily deny Nature's Harmonic 4
simultaneous 24 hour days within a single
rotation of Earth, or even make parody of
the Cubic Creation Principle - but your
mental ability to comprehend the greatest
social and scientific discovery of all human
existence has been lobotomized by the evil
academic singularity bastards hired to
destroy your ability to think opposite.
I love a good, solid argument.
SUMMON THE STENOGRAPHER!
Ladies and gentlemen of the 'filter,
While, at first glance, the argument presented by my "esteemed"(and I use the word esteemed in quotes in order to denote the fact that I do not hold him in ANY sort of esteem at all, which, I must say, is rather clever of me) colleague the quidnunc kid, may SEEM to be well articulated, it is my duty to inform you that its inspiration was forumulated while the said gentleman was dressed in full nazi regalia, masturbating furiously to baby-panda snuff-porn.
This man is a monster.
Esteemed gallery of MoFi peers! Be not, I beg, deceived by Knicker-Dangler's protestations - by the corrupt pus of lies that leeches continuous from his open sores of falsehood!
Nay, I say to you clearly and without reservation or caveat, that these scurrilous rumours of my nazi-themed panda-wanking are significantly if not mostly exaggerated.
Instead, then, of aping knock-bungler's tired jeers, might I suggest that you ask yourselves who - if not he - is a primer suspect of the notorious crimes inflicted upon Monkeyfilter itself - wicked crimes, such as tongue destruction, anal-infringement and insider-dildoing?
Thus I beg you you act upon your suspicions of his guilt with cruelty, rage and some thumbtacks.
/pops extra-large batch o' corn, nabs good seat up front.
carry on!
Monkeyfilter: My, what a world we live in, that such spurious "experts" such as the aforementioned YOU are still free to vomit your travesties of interpretation before the unsuspecting minds of the feeble-minded and the ungeometous.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I need not remind you of the fact that on a quiet morning in September of the year 2001, the United States of America was, without justification of ANY kind, attacked by a cold-blooded and ruthless enemy. An new kind of enemy, one that strikes from the shadows and preys upon our fear.
In the new world that arose, as I like to say, "post September 11th"(tm), can we as a 'filter afford to divide ourselves with petty bickering? I say "no!" We cannot! And we must strike ruthlessly at those who would attempt to do so!
The quidnunc kid is totally attemtping to do so. Let's string him up by the vas deferens.
VIVA VAS DEFERENS!
My puns suck.
I gotta back NickDanger on this cos' ya' know, Austin, and all that, but I ain't touching nobodys vas deferens.
I leave that to all y'all vas deferens freaks out there.
Ya freaks.
Thos comic covers must have been dipped in acid or something.
Hmm...someone appears to have changed the URL.
I wonder who it could be.
So, just to make sure I'm getting this, it's okay to self-link as long as you do it in Morse code?
-. --- - --- -. -.-- --- ..- .-. .-.. .. ..-. .
.--- ..- ... - .. ..-. -.-- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -.. --- - ... / .- -. -.. / -.. .- ... .... . ... / .... --- .-- . ...- . .-. / -.-- --- ..- / .-.. .. -.- .
dressed in full nazi regalia, masturbating furiously to baby-panda snuff-porn.
sounds like my last date
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