June 25, 2006
Just in case you plan on kidnapping someone. Seriously, who has time to do all that cutting and pasting?
So, I commit the crime "for entertainment purposes only?"
Yes. And please no wagering.
Hand over the money, or the monkey gets it!
Action?
Consequences.
HOOOOOOPPPPKIIIIINNN!
Quick, grab the ransom money. We must save the frog.
Hi World,
Give me money or you'll never see me again.
Sincerly,
Me
DAMMIT!
Who peed on my car?
they leave a blank space
in the driveway for me
to park beneath and be smutted by
the walnut tree
that hurls its pollen
in the spring and spits and sprays
my ancient truck
throughout the blistering days
until the last jaded
hull has fallen
Kids been Quidnapped!!
Or, you can just download "Ransom" from 1001freefonts.com
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