June 20, 2006
Bear eats porridge. No news on cross-dressing wolf.
No news on cross-dressing wolf.
Well, I am a bit sensitive about that stuff.
*blows your house down anyway*
*in ladies' panties*
*wolf-whistles*
* looks around for Little Red Riding Ho' *
My, what big cajones you have, Grandmother!
Thanks.
In bear country
An open door's an
invitation
to bears who, weary of
hibernation,
want breakfast now, being hungry
as a bear,
they aren't too choosy about what they eat
or where.
Bear was seen stealing a bicycle to escape.
Although a ginger cat bravely gave chase.
Good thing he didn't get the pop-tarts. MMMM-mmm!!!!
Poos at 11.
The better to eat you with, my dear.
Hey!
Trac, leave yo' GramMa's cojones alone.
a beady-eyed
Quaker poodle
absconded with
the boodle
I will not forage
for your porridge
but I'll take a bowl
of egg-in-the-hole
Woman fends off bear with courgette/vegetable marrow/zucchini.
Beekeeper shot while trying to protect hive from bear
In other news, bear laughs ass off, dines later.
'He (Frost) remembers holding the gun with the trigger by his right hand and the forearm of the gun in his left hand.'
What kind of gun has a forearm?
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