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Ohhh you fucking fucker!!!

HOW IS THIS FUCKING FUCKER NOT BANNED?

For my height I have a larger than expected willy. In comparison to my IQ any statistic you may feel proud of will shrivel.

I think that maybe collingwood has crappy skin.

This twat is a bot but I thought he was caught.

Not only does this piss me off for all the obvious reasons but his email moniker (without the number at the end) was my grandmother's name. Now it's personal. Surely we have the collective resources to track this slimeball down and virtually rip out his virtual lungs. To the Monkeymobile!

I have not been banned as I have failed to reach my small intestine with my arm up my arse.. now what of it?

I JUST HAD MY THIRD PROSTATE EXAM FOR THE YEAR TODAY AND ITS ONLY MAY

I LIKE FINGERS IN MY POOPER

OVER

Weird thing is, it's much more lively here when collingbut posts. Where are you all normally. I'm not coolingbut that IP is german, mine is from the midlands in england. Ask that weird four eyed chick, from the wrong island, that keeps on popping up.

I LIKE FINGERS IN MY POOPER

Does that include chicken fingers?

MCT, occasionally when I poop, I slip a finger in. Just to check. I find it makes me poop more. Hope your glands are just fine. OUT

For my height I have a larger than expected willy. In comparison to my IQ any statistic you may feel proud of will shrivel.

According to my willy I'm 15'5'' and my IQ reports that the previous figure is bollocks. Honestly I have no idea what to make of it.

I don't understand how this can be happening. is it one of those "groundhog's day" type recursive loops of annoying, petty, bad stuff???

Anyone remember those old TV dinners that came in aluminum foil containers? There was the turkey or whatever in the main compartment, usually peas and carrots in the left triangle, cherry cobbler in the center square part... but I forgot, what the hell was usually in the right triangle?

I sometimes wonder: if there was an old Swanson TV dinner that had been sitting in the freezer since 1975, if it would be edible today. Not that I have one, but how long does a TV dinner last?

All sorted, properly this time.

Last time I got #2 to do a quick fix and wipe all posts from the database. He did and as you saw then, the sidebar showed them all as "Link from Anonymous". I assumed that he'd also deleted collingwood's account.

He hadn't. So my bad, sorry. I thought it was safe to take an afternoon off checking in on MoFi and just relax with a good book, which of course I decided to do on the wrong day.

It's a good book though.

O RLY

YA RLY

Surely this must be the place where I come to discuss anal leakage.

Banal leakage?

Banana leekage?

rolypolyman, this seems to indicate mashed 'taters with hoo-whipped butter. But the dessert is missing.

A later meal has the required sweet, but the peas and carrots are on the right. Conspiracy? YOU DECIDE.

Fenlands leekage.

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