May 29, 2006
Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.
Why does this sound familiar?
When the worst of becomes the best of.
Can I get my click back?
No.
Hey grover: did you know that was your 666th comment?
Creepy.
I know, exciting.
And this guy
Ouch. That starwars wannabe is more of a dork than the original. And with a mac, no less (that just doesn't look like a good Mac promotion, that's all...)
I don't mind the cat, in fact I like the way his little head bobs back and forth its kinda hot, but those other guys.. dude they are just starting to freak me out. Damn man I've just lost my mojo!
Doesn't everybody know that StarWarsMacKid is Matt Haughey, Granddaddy of All *Filter sites, whose image I invoked in the MetaTalk thread to make a point I can no longer remember?
Fortunately, MeFi doesn't totally delete its deleted threads (although some of the images and formatting oddities have been totally deep sixed...)
I think I've said too much.
Best of the Web? I think not! Monkeybashi shall hear of this!!
What? . . Whattaya mean it doens't say anything about Best of th - it's right there in the sidebar! Okay lemme go . . Huh . . MetaFilter clone . . poop . . . heh- poop . . . well I'll be . . . so it doesn't! *running sounds*
Upon further review of the post -post -post -post
The post is play - first down! -down! -down! -down!
*tweeeee!!*
DAMMIT MATTTRAC!
DeleteEek this thread.
Dammit I'll never be able to concentrate now...
Ceiling Cat can watch if he wants, as long as he keeps his filthy paws to himself.
I mean, being watched by Ceiling Cat would be no different than the webcam, right?
If you're 'camming with kitten, no, it's not, Capt. You sick fuck.
And that poor kitty's stare... a mixture of curiosity and dread. And the huge pupils!
I'm shocked that no one has explicitly stated the euphemistic equivalency between felines and girly parts.
Consider it thusly spake, and none ye spaketh it!
oh for fucks sake
btw the real gold is here... it's "funny" because it's true. i.e., the NSA is tapping his phone! and if it's a troll, then i must admit that it's one of the finest specimens of political trolling i've seen in recent memory. genius or insanity?
Wedge, that is one must-read thread.
why is it every time i read a mefi/mechat/askmefi thread, i end up saying out loud, "god, i hate meta-whatever!" ?
Ceiling Matt is watching you Meta-hate.
Nice one, Wendell.
Wendell makes me LOL.
*bows*
i'm sorry mister haughey, forgive me. and get the fuck out of my ceiling.
Nah, that just looks like my glasses are defying gravity.
Sinatra and the Boys take a very dim view of this.
You will be hearing from the one eyed bishop!
I like the cat. I think it is cute.
Of course, right now I think all cats are cute. I had a dream about a sentient kitten last night, only it's mother didn't want to feed it and was trying to claw it, because it was sentient and didn't "smell right".
I think I just really want to get a cat. My cat-mothering instincts are kicking into overdrive.
I wonder if the UPS store has a bubble-wrap mailer in Mr. Whiskers's size?
I, too, am working on acquiring a kitty. #2 isn't keen, but I and the kidlets are.
Mofi comes up in the top ten hits on Google for Ceiling Cat.
Oh, it could be worse.
Berek, that is so
LAST YEARSIX YEARS AGO!
I always think about killing kittens when I masturbate! HELLO thats part of the fun!
Yeah, GramMa, and I think I actually participated in that Photoshop contest.
Good times.
Berek, that is so SIX YEARS AGO!
Yeah? YEAH? Well, you're funny looking! So there!
Well, of course I'm funny looking. I'm old.
*smacks Berek with old lady handbag
And that's for being a smart-ass.
Popcorn! Mais frais! Mais frais, popcorn!
Programmes, programs! Programs, programmes!
And that's for being a smart-ass.
It's better than being a dumb-ass.
*dodges swinging purse*
*pinches nunia's dumb ass*
Joke's on you, petey.
I keep all of my dumb in my armpits.
*curls up in fetal position, wets self*
Mommy!
Gramma, you got a lint-covered mint in there to share with us?
*wraps arms around Bluehorse's ankle, cries on her shoes*
Whimper, whimper
Lint Mints: fuzzy and tasty!
*makes calming motions to everyone in the thread, hands out cookies after wiping eyes and blowing noses
yay! cookies!
*anticipates oncoming sugar buzz*
Linoleum Cthulu is watching you masturbate!
I read that as "Lemon Cthulu"
Do they have mango?
I have lemons like that growing on my lemon tree. they are freaky!!
UNNATURAL BEASTS!
squeeee
Ceiling Cat is watching you achieve origami!
I need a clean sheets.
I've stopped and turned over a new leaf.
see more crazy cat pics
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